Bigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游）Chapter1Site：TheweddingCharacters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖旁白:Thestorybeginswithawedding.TheBullKingisgoingtohaveaconcubine.牛：It'snotonIytheweddingdayofmysister,butaIsothedayofmymarriagewithmyconcubine.Hahaha…….妖：Concubine?Doseyourwifeagreetoit?牛：Oh!Sheisnotlovelyanymore.She’srightnowattheFlameMountain.Shecandonothingaboutit!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Letmeintroducemybrothertoyou!Mybrother!Comehere!Thisismybrother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia,whatanicenameyou'vegot.ListentomeIthinkI‘vefalleninlovewithyouonceIknowyou.Iwanttoshowmysincerity.SoIrequestyoutomarrymeinfrontofmybros.ThisPandora’sBoxismygifttoyou.Ihopeyouwouldsayyes.妖：Iobject!牛：What?妖：Zixiahasameanstotestherlover.Ifyoucanpassit,Iwillshoutup!至：What’sthis?Really?妖：ThistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguywhocanmakeherMagicSwordgooutofthescabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：MagicSword?牛：Letmedothis!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It’snottrue!It’sjustajoke.Itisstillmeaninglessevenifyoucanputitout!(紫跑下)妖：King,IronFanPrincesshascome.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)旁白:Themonkeykingleavesthefronthall,runningtobackgarden……Chapter2Site:BullKing’sbackgardenCharacters:至尊宝、紫霞、牛魔王、铁扇公主(至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）至：Whyareyouhidinghere?(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：Atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.BecauseI’vedecidedtotelllies,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!紫：I’llkillyouifyoucomecloser!至：Youshouldkillme!Killme!I’dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.Ileftregretfulafterthat.It’stheultimatepainintheworld.Justcutmythroat,pleasedon’thesitate!IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellhertherewords.“Iloveyou”.IfGodwantstogiveatimelimit,I’llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears!（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫：Whatcanyoutellyourwife?至：Ihavetotellherthetruth.SoImustgetthePandora’sBoxback.Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.ButIhatemyselfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I……紫：Ihelpyou!至：No,it’sdangerous!紫：Youdon’twantto?至：Ido!But……(此时牛魔王、铁扇公主出)牛：Iwon'thideawoman.It'sjustrumour铁：Iwon'ttrustyouanymore...(对紫、至)Whatareyoudoinghere?(走近、对紫)Who'sshe?牛：She...Bro,who'she?TeIIme至：He'smywife.牛：Bro,it'stoomuchofyou!Good!铁：Youmarryyoursistertohim!牛：Sohiswifepointedaswordathim.(铁拉至)铁：YoufoIIowme.Ihavesomethingtoaskyou.TeIImewhat'sgoingon至：I'vetoIdyou...Sister-in-Iaw铁：Sister-in-Iaw?至：Sorry,MadamBuII铁：WhenyouwatchedthemoonwithmeinthepastyoucaIIedmeSweetie.NowyouyetyournewIover!CaIImeMadamBuII?至：Sweetie?铁：DoyouthinkthatIcomehereforthatugIyBuII?Icomehereforyou,heartIessmonkey.(回来对紫)IfIwereyou,I'IIdiewhenmyhusbanddecidestogetaconcubine.牛：ReaIIy?铁：Yes!ButI'IIcastrateyoufirst.FoIIowme.(牛、铁退)至：Zixia,I...紫：Itrustyou.I'IIgettheBoxtoday.Waitformehereatmidnight猪：Brother...至：Letmedosomethingtomybossfirst.Seeyoutonight.(依依不舍）旁白:Thenight……Chapter3Site:DungeonCharacters:至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧沙：BigBrother!猪：BigBrother!I'vetoIdyouthatBigBrotherwon'tdosotous.He'IIcometosaveMaster.Goutatnight,wannapee?Noneedtopraiseme.I'mjustbetterthanyouaIittIebit沙：Stopnagging,gotosaveMaster.沙：Thisway...Masterishere,goin.猪和沙(两人同时悄声说)：Master.Master,mast...