100:00:01,030-->00:00:02,560亲爱的战友们Fellowwarriors,200:00:02,630-->00:00:04,130我是征服者谢耳朵Thisissheldortheconqueror.300:00:04,200-->00:00:06,300我们将要挺进阿克西多斯堡垒Weareabouttoenteraxidus'fortress.400:00:06,360-->00:00:10,830这是一场持久战请大家做好排尿工作Now,thisisalongrun,solet'sdoanotherbladdercheck.500:00:10,900-->00:00:13,800好的巴里我们再等等你Allright,barry,we'llwaitforyouagain,600:00:13,860-->00:00:16,800不过我建议你最好去看医生了Butyoureallyshouldseeadoctor.700:00:20,160-->00:00:22,560谢耳朵暂时离开[网络用语]Sheldorisafk.800:00:27,460-->00:00:30,430佩妮你好像有什么困难的样子Penny,areyouexperiencingsomesortofdifficulty?900:00:30,500-->00:00:32,630没错我的门打不开了Yes.Ican'tgetmystupiddooropen.1000:00:32,700-->00:00:34,230你有没有意识到你是正在Youappeartohaveputyourcarkey1100:00:34,300-->00:00:36,100用车钥匙开这扇门？Inthedoorlock--areyouawareofthat?1200:00:37,300-->00:00:39,160是的Yeah.1300:00:39,230-->00:00:41,660那好吧Allright,then.1400:00:42,700-->00:00:43,830妈的Damnit,1500:00:43,900-->00:00:45,660妈的妈的妈的Damnit,damnit,damnit,damnit!1600:00:45,730-->00:00:49,030你能尽量不出声吗Woulditbepossibleforyoutodothisalittlemorequietly?1700:00:49,100-->00:00:52,130这该死的钥匙拔不出来了Ican'tgetthedamnkeyout.1800:00:52,200-->00:00:54,630那是肯定的你那扇门上的鲍尔温锁Well,it'snotsurprising--thatbaldwinlockonyourdoor1900:00:54,700-->00:00:56,260用的是传统的边缘齿Usestraditionaledge-mountedcylinders,2000:00:56,330-->00:00:57,960而你那辆大众的钥匙Whereasthekeyforyourvolkswagen2100:00:58,030-->00:01:00,800用的是中间齿系统Usesacentercylindersystem.2200:01:02,000-->00:01:03,860谢谢你谢尔顿Thankyou,sheldon.2300:01:03,930-->00:01:05,700别客气You'rewelcome.2400:01:07,100-->00:01:08,800那你到底干嘛Whydidyouput2500:01:08,860-->00:01:10,600要把汽车钥匙塞到门锁里去Yourcarkeyinthedoorlock?2600:01:10,660-->00:01:12,630想知道为什么吗我来告诉你今天我有一次试镜Why?I'lltellyouwhy--becausetodayIhadanaudition,2700:01:12,700-->00:01:14,100我跑到那儿去花了两小时Ittookmetwohourstogetthere,2800:01:14,160-->00:01:15,400然后又等了一小时才轮到我Iwaitedanhourformyturn,2900:01:15,460-->00:01:16,560而在我开始之前AndbeforeIcouldevenstart,3000:01:16,630-->00:01:18,160他们却告诉我TheytoldmeIlookedtoomidwest3100:01:18,230-->00:01:19,660我长得太中西部化了Forthepart.3200:01:19,730-->00:01:21,660太中西部化这他妈的算什么意思Toomidwest--whatthehelldoesthatevenmean?3300:01:21,730-->00:01:23,630在美国中西部定居的人们Well,theamericanmidwestwasmostlysettled3400:01:23,700-->00:01:25,830大多都是斯堪的纳维亚和日耳曼血统的Byscandinavianandgermanicpeople.3500:01:25,900-->00:01:28,560他们脸部的毛发结构是很有特色的Theyhaveacharacteristicfacialbonestructure...3600:01:28,630-->00:01:30,800我知道这是什么意思谢尔顿Iknowwhatitmeans,sheldon!3700:01:30,860-->00:01:33,700上帝啊我来洛杉矶已经快两年了God!youknow,Ihavebeeninl.a.foralmosttwoyearsnow,3800:01:33,760-->00:01:35,960还没演过一出戏AndIhaven'tgottenasingleactingjob.3900:01:36,030-->00:01:37,660我什么事业都没完成I'veaccomplishednothing,haven'tgotten4000:01:37,730-->00:01:40,130工资也没涨而且有六个月没做爱了Araiseatwork,haven'tevenhadsexinsixmonths,4100:01:40,200-->00:01:42,500就刚才我在上楼梯的时候Andjustnow,whenIwaswalkingupthosestairs,4200:01:42,560-->00:01:46,130一只苍蝇飞进我嘴巴里我居然把它吃下去了AflyflewinmymouthandIateit!4300:01:46,200-->00:01...