你发什么疯呢Whatchadoing?我在尝试以瞬时环形影像来审视我的成果I'mattemptingtoviewmyworkasafleetingperipheralimage来激活我的上丘脑soastoengagethesuperiorcolliculusofmybrain.真有趣Interesting.我一般喝点咖啡就行了Iusuallyjusthavecoffee.你彻夜未眠吗You'vebeenupallnight?早上了吗Isitmorning?是的Yes.那我就是彻夜未眠了ThenI'vebeenupallnight.你卡壳了Andyou'restuck?要不然怎么会有人想要激活上丘脑Whyelsewouldapersontrytoengagetheirsuperiorcolliculus?真抱歉亲爱的喝完咖啡前我可帮不了你Oh,sorry,sweetie,Ican'thelpyoutillI'vehadmycoffee.佩妮我早就告诉过你你要不把他关到他房间里Penny,Itoldyouifyoudon'tputhiminhiscrateatnight他会在公寓里上蹿下跳一整夜hejustrunsaroundtheapartment.现在又是在干嘛Whatishedoingnow?他要不是在分解公式的项Hmm,he'seitherisolatingtheterms一一检验的话ofhisformulaandexaminingthemindividually,就是在...or...寻找在被彼得潘削掉之后lookingforthealligatorthatswallowedhishand让短吻鳄吞噬的手afterPeterPancutitoff.虎克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的CaptainHook'shandwaseatenbyacrocodile,不是短吻鳄notanalligator.你要想损我至少把事实给弄清楚先Ifyou'regoingtomockme,atleastgetyourfactsstraight.遵命船长Aye,aye,Captain.我就不明白了Ican'tseeit!怎么就结合不起来呢Itjustwon'tcoalesce.也许你应该重新开始Maybeyouneedafreshstart.有道理You'reright.真是个好主意莱纳德谢谢It'sagreatidea,Leonard.Thankyou.当电子穿越石墨烯时Electronsmovethroughgraphene...所表现出的质量为零actasiftheyhavenomass...他卡壳多久了Howlonghashebeenstuck?智商上有三十小时了Intellectuallyabout30hours.情商嘛二十九年了Emotionallyabout29years.单元晶格包涵了两个碳原子Unitcellcontainstwocarbonatoms...六边形的内角为120°Interiorangleofahexagonis120degrees.你试过将他重新启动一下吗Haveyoutriedrebootinghim?才不呢这是固件问题No,Ithinkit'safirmwareproblem.哟今晚是格兰黛尔的月光溜冰场的Hey,it'sDiscoNightattheMoonlightRollerRink迪斯科之夜inGlendaletonight.谁要来一起荡一下Who'supforgettingdown?太完美了That'sperfect.伯纳黛特一直怂恿我带她去溜冰呢Bernadette'sbeenhockingmetotakeherrollerskating.我也觉得佩妮喜欢滑冰IthinkPennylikestoskate.我们四个可以两两成对Thefourofuscoulddouble.再好不过了我们去Whatcouldbebetter?We'rein.真棒仿佛不是因为我想去才提出来的Great.It'snotlikeIbroughtitupbecauseIwantedtogo.你也可以加入的啊Youcancomewithus.不没事儿的我不必去的No,it'sokay.Idon'thavetogo.我很荣幸能给你和你们的女人I'mhappyjusttoguideyouandyourladies提供合适的娱乐建议tosuitableentertainmentchoices.我就是个棕色人型口碑网I'mawalkingbrownYelp.Com.结构恒定结构一个原子Structure,constantstructure.Oneatom...天他真的是走火入魔了是吗Boy,he'sreallygone,isn'the?嗯啊他今天早上居然把黄油当成了香体剂Yeah,thismorningheusedastickofbutterasdeodorant.我就说怎么闻到了爆米花的味道呢IthoughtIsmelledpopcorn.模式与费米子在轨道上的移动完全一样Patternisthesameasfermionstravelsonthepathways...六边的从来都是六边的Hexagonal...It'salwayshexagonal...自从他尝试理清《黑客帝国》第三部之后Ihaven'tseenhimthisstucksincehetriedtofigureout我就没见过他能卡成这个样子thethirdMatrixmovie.嘿这可是我的青豆啊Hey,thosearemylimabeans!在哥手里不是青豆是碳原子Notlimabeans,carbonatoms.但老子在吃掉青豆之前ButifIdon'teatmylimabeans,是不能吃饼干的Ican'thavemycookie.给你要豌豆吗Here,youwantmypeas?豌豆太赞了Thepeas--perfect.正好拿来做电子Theycanbeelectrons.要我的玉米不Wantmycorn?你脑残啊Don'tberidiculous.我拿玉米能做什么WhatwouldIdowithcorn?那个滑旱冰我们去之前是不是先吃饭Sorollerskating--shouldweallgrababitetoeatfirs...