100:00:00,300-->00:00:01,210好了灭了Okay,it'sdone.200:00:01,210-->00:00:03,420伙计们Look,guys,forthefuture,300:00:03,420-->00:00:05,160我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛Idon'tmindkillingthebigspiders,400:00:05,160-->00:00:08,370但那么小的不用我出手吧Butyouhavetoatleasttrywiththelittleones.500:00:08,430-->00:00:09,200佩妮拜托Penny,please.600:00:09,200-->00:00:12,930我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多We'refacingafarmoreseriousproblemthanstrayarachnids.700:00:13,000-->00:00:14,300谢尔顿没那么严重Sheldon,it'snotsobad.800:00:14,370-->00:00:16,670不严重简直是毛骨悚然Notbad?it'shorrible.900:00:16,730-->00:00:18,840你觉得像听故事一样Imean,youhearstoriesaboutthissortofthing,1000:00:18,840-->00:00:20,370以为不会发生在你身上Butyouneverthinkit'llhappentoyou.1100:00:20,500-->00:00:22,470他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛Sotheysteamedyourdumplings.1200:00:22,470-->00:00:23,750算了吧Getoverit.1300:00:25,100-->00:00:26,970拜托换个新话题Newtopic,please.1400:00:26,970-->00:00:28,360好吧佩妮Allright,penny.1500:00:28,360-->00:00:31,230我借这个机会向你表达Letmetakethisopportunitytopointout1600:00:31,230-->00:00:34,820你今天看起来相当令人销魂Thatyouarelookingparticularlyravishingtoday.1700:00:35,860-->00:00:38,190霍华德一千个套套都别想Notwithathousandcondoms,howard.1800:00:40,820-->00:00:43,360这么说还真有个数量So,thereisanumber.1900:00:44,890-->00:00:46,690拜托换个新话题Okay,newtopic,please.2000:00:46,760-->00:00:48,990你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗Hey,didyouhearthepeopleupstairsin5aaremovingout?2100:00:49,060-->00:00:51,520-别说嘘-虾米-No,shh-shh-shh!-what?!2200:00:51,590-->00:00:53,560楼上的人要搬了Thepeopleupstairsaremovingout.2300:00:53,620-->00:00:55,160别说No!2400:00:55,220-->00:00:57,620恐怖至极Thehorror...2500:00:57,990-->00:01:00,790你干嘛非要提这事呢Whywouldyoujustsaysomethinglikethat?2600:01:00,860-->00:01:03,620不不不No,no,no,no,no,no,no...2700:01:03,990-->00:01:05,860那我还能怎么说HowelsewasIsupposedtosayit?2800:01:05,920-->00:01:08,750慢一点就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸Slowly.likeputtinganewfishinatank.2900:01:08,760-->00:01:10,520不能直接丢进去Youdon'tjustdropitin.3000:01:10,590-->00:01:14,760要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间Youletthebagsitinthewaterawhile.3100:01:14,820-->00:01:17,520恐怖至极Thehorror...3200:01:17,590-->00:01:19,460谢尔顿我保证不会有事的Sheldon,I'msureit'sgoingtobefine.3300:01:19,520-->00:01:21,160不可能会好了No,it'snotgoingtobefine.3400:01:21,220-->00:01:22,290改变总是不好的Changeisneverfine.3500:01:22,360-->00:01:24,720人们说改变是好事事实才不是Theysayitis,butit'snot.3600:01:25,290-->00:01:27,790亲爱的你认识那些要搬的人吗Okay,honey,didyouevenknowthepeoplethataremovingout?3700:01:27,860-->00:01:29,290我从没见过他们Inevermetthem.3800:01:29,360-->00:01:31,960这样他们才完美That'swhatmadethemperfect.3900:01:32,020-->00:01:34,190不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼Therewerenoawkward"hellos"inthehalls.4000:01:34,260-->00:01:37,660不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声There'snoclickety-clackingofhighheelshoesonhardwoodfloors.4100:01:37,720-->00:01:39,840这一家就像是一窝小猫Theymayaswellhavebeenafamilyof4200:01:39,840-->00:01:42,420从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘Catsjustjumpingaroundfromdrapetodrape.4300:01:42,890-->00:01:45,990但没有尿液中恼人的氨味Withoutthatannoyingammoniaurinesmell.4400:01:47,390-->00:01:49,620我保证新来的也会安安静静的Well,I'msurethenewpeoplewillbejustasquiet.4500:01:49,690-->00:01:51,090你怎么...