100:03:17,210-->00:03:18,810生活大爆炸第三季第三集200:00:01,380-->00:00:04,720今晚我要出去心情大好I'mgoingouttonight,I'mfeelin'alright300:00:04,810-->00:00:08,800我要好好爽一下Gonnaletitallhangout400:00:09,050-->00:00:12,840放声歌唱升三个八度Wannamakesomenoise,reallyraisemyvoice500:00:13,010-->00:00:16,880耶我要大唱大叫Yeah,Iwannascreamandshout600:00:16,880-->00:00:20,420滴滴啦啦De-de-de,de-de-de-de-de,uh700:00:20,630-->00:00:24,130不早安谢尔顿和我一起跳舞吧No..Morning,Sheldon.Comedancewithme.800:00:25,900-->00:00:27,370不要No.900:00:27,430-->00:00:29,940干嘛不要Whynot?1000:00:29,990-->00:00:32,440佩妮我支持"多个世界"理论Penny,whileIsubscribeto1100:00:32,510-->00:00:34,940这个理论表明The"manyworlds"theorywhichpotstheexistence1200:00:34,990-->00:00:36,540在无限个宇宙中存在着Ofaninfinitenumberofsheldons1300:00:36,610-->00:00:38,210无限个谢尔顿Inaninfinitenumberofuniverses,1400:00:38,280-->00:00:41,630我向你保证其中没一个"我"是在跳舞的IassureyouthatinnoneofthemamIdancing.1500:00:42,220-->00:00:45,950那这些"你"里有没有幽默一点的Areyoufuninanyofthem?1600:00:46,020-->00:00:46,870根据推算Themathwouldsuggest1700:00:46,950-->00:00:49,640其中有几个"我"是糖娃娃ThatinafewI'maclownmadeofcandy.1800:00:50,940-->00:00:52,600但是绝不跳舞ButIdon'tdance.1900:00:53,450-->00:00:54,880行吧来点法式吐司不Alright,wantsomeFrenchtoast?2000:00:54,910-->00:00:56,980今天是燕麦粥日It'soatmealday.2100:00:57,050-->00:01:01,450这样吧下个法式吐司日我给你煮燕麦粥Tellyouwhat,nextFrenchtoastday,I'llmakeyouoatmeal.2200:01:01,520-->00:01:05,150神啊你还要在这赖到法式吐司日啊Dearlord,areyoustillgoingtobehereonFrenchtoastday?2300:01:09,330-->00:01:10,580早啊Morning.2400:01:10,610-->00:01:11,560莱纳德你看啊Look,Leonard,2500:01:11,610-->00:01:13,500佩妮烤了法式吐司PennymadeFrenchtoast.2600:01:13,560-->00:01:15,900抱歉我还没给她你的用餐日程表SorryIhaven'tgivenheryourscheduleyet.2700:01:15,950-->00:01:17,530那是个iCal[Apple电子日程表]下载啊It'saniCaldownload.2800:01:17,580-->00:01:19,270她可以直接下到手机里的Shecanputitrightinherphone.2900:01:19,340-->00:01:20,990而且我想咱们说好了的AndIthoughtweagreed3000:01:21,010-->00:01:23,590你们只在她那儿行房事Thatyou'dhaveyourconjugalvisitsinherapartment.3100:01:23,670-->00:01:26,510是说好了但是现在是特殊情况Wedid,buttherewereextenuatingcircumstances.3200:01:26,590-->00:01:27,580我明白了Isee.3300:01:27,630-->00:01:29,040她浑身的傻气Didherabysmalhousekeepingskills3400:01:29,100-->00:01:30,880终于被她那盖世的家务活能力打压下去了是吗Finallytrumpherperkiness?3500:01:32,220-->00:01:37,090不是她的床有点散架了No,herbedkindof...Broke.3600:01:37,150-->00:01:39,420这是不太可能的Thatdoesn'tseemlikely.3700:01:39,490-->00:01:41,740她的床的构造很结实Herbed'sofsturdyconstruction.3800:01:41,810-->00:01:42,630就算多承重一个Eventheadditionofasecond3900:01:42,680-->00:01:45,310正常体型的人类也不会引致其床架松动的Normalsizehumanbeingwouldn'tcauseastructuralfailure,4000:01:45,400-->00:01:47,950更别提像你这样的小雏形人了Muchlessahomunculussuchasyourself.4100:01:49,270-->00:01:50,620小雏形人Ahomunculus?4200:01:50,700-->00:01:54,040功能健全的迷你型人类Perfectlyformedminiaturehumanbeing.4300:01:54,120-->00:01:58,440你这我的小宝贝雏形人Oh,you'remylittlehomunculus.4400:01:58,510-->00:02:00,010别这样Don'tdothat.4500:02:00,580-->00:02:03,220抱歉好啦谁要普通糖浆谁要肉桂糖浆呀Sorry.Okay,whowantssyrupandwho...