100:00:12,300-->00:00:15,330等等，他有话说。200:00:21,430-->00:00:23,320王倩300:00:39,310-->00:00:41,060王倩400:01:08,050-->00:01:10,120操你大爷！500:01:10,130-->00:01:13,110这个被游戏气得砸电视的是一小日本600:01:13,140-->00:01:15,000他来中国大概一个月了700:01:15,030-->00:01:17,000芳龄28，正是血气方刚800:01:17,060-->00:01:19,240我受够了！900:01:19,370-->00:01:21,200看我手指都他妈流血了！1000:01:21,270-->00:01:22,300都怪这破游戏！1100:01:22,360-->00:01:24,000我每天玩20个小时1200:01:24,060-->00:01:25,980每小时按键上万次1300:01:26,030-->00:01:27,000我从来没为一款游戏付出这么多！1400:01:27,010-->00:01:29,090现在我算是知道了1500:01:29,100-->00:01:31,000根本没人能玩穿这2b游戏！1600:01:31,030-->00:01:33,000你跟你的破游戏都去死吧！1700:01:33,041-->00:01:35,341去死吧！！去死吧！！去死吧！！1800:01:36,260-->00:01:38,900这屋里的另外一个人叫李献计1900:01:38,950-->00:01:41,120他温文尔雅、知书达理2000:01:41,140-->00:01:43,900从来不会被冲动所控制2100:01:48,350-->00:01:51,010可那说的是他50岁以后2200:01:51,250-->00:01:53,500李献计当年252300:01:53,550-->00:01:56,120在悠久的中日友好关系史上2400:01:56,150-->00:01:58,510点下了小黑点儿2500:02:20,010-->00:02:23,660算上今天的，你已经7次把我打昏了2600:02:24,040-->00:02:26,000不到俩月，7次2700:02:26,010-->00:02:28,070平均一个月3.5次2800:02:28,080-->00:02:31,210平均一个星期0.875次2900:02:31,530-->00:02:34,000平均每天0.125次3000:02:34,040-->00:02:35,180平均每小时0.005...3100:02:35,200-->00:02:37,000差不多行了，日本祥林嫂3200:02:37,005-->00:02:38,045打击日本侵略者3300:02:38,050-->00:02:40,890是我们每个公民应尽的义务3400:02:41,740-->00:02:43,300可是私下里就咱俩吧3500:02:43,310-->00:02:45,570我是真不想欺负你3600:02:45,600-->00:02:48,130关键我控制不住自己3700:02:48,150-->00:02:50,050我是一病人啊3800:02:50,060-->00:02:51,320李献计没瞎说3900:02:51,570-->00:02:53,280他得的这病叫差时症4000:02:53,370-->00:02:56,050临床上表现为把一段很短的时间4100:02:56,060-->00:02:57,790在感觉上漫长化4200:02:58,160-->00:02:59,740就好比刚才那小日本4300:03:00,000-->00:03:01,090在被放倒之前4400:03:01,330-->00:03:03,130一共才抱怨了27秒4500:03:03,460-->00:03:05,100而在李献计眼里4600:03:05,405-->00:03:07,890每秒都被延伸到无比漫长4700:03:08,362-->00:03:09,844好像永无尽头4800:03:10,101-->00:03:12,114这种幻觉直接作用于身体4900:03:12,353-->00:03:14,198李献计觉得口干舌燥5000:03:14,403-->00:03:15,365头疼欲裂5100:03:15,650-->00:03:17,333而且特别的不振作5200:03:17,662-->00:03:19,505所以必须抽之5300:03:21,226-->00:03:22,440得，跳闸了5400:03:22,444-->00:03:24,137别急，一会儿就来电5500:03:24,904-->00:03:26,729手机先给你，照着点儿5600:03:26,903-->00:03:27,904谢谢啊！5700:03:28,009-->00:03:29,894别客气，你也怪不容易的5800:03:30,249-->00:03:31,902说...说得也是啊...5900:03:34,552-->00:03:37,489对了，这游戏你玩儿很长时间了吧？6000:03:37,507-->00:03:39,171嗯，玩了有一段了6100:03:39,527-->00:03:40,529好厉害啊！6200:03:41,373-->00:03:43,198可你的手指看上去完全没有受伤6300:03:43,785-->00:03:45,409因为我把它们都换成了铁质的6400:03:46,828-->00:03:47,608——你的手指？——对！6500:03:47,664-->00:03:48,355什么时候？6600:03:48,385-->00:03:50,000卖肾的时候顺手就换了6700:03:50,008-->00:03:51,951卖肾？可为什么啊！6800:03:52,000-->00:03:53,311为了能让您来中国6900:03:53,337-->00:03:54,559你是说...7000:03:54,896-->00:03:56,180我？7100:04:04,027-->00:04:07,243《李莲英走了》今天请来的嘉宾叫李献计7200:04:07,250--...