1.Declarationsoflovethatdonteverneedtodeclare:Ilovemydaughtersooomuch.没必要的爱的宣告：我好爱我的女儿啊。Analysis:Theyfeeltheneedtoconvincesomeonelikethemselves,orperhapsfeltapangofloveandinsteadoftellingthebeloved,theyfeltthewholeworldshouldbeinonit.Once,afriendofmineposted,Ihatemykid.Sorrytooffendyou,buthesalittlebastardandImsickofhim.Obviouslyitwasajoke,but141peoplefelttheneedtotellhimwhatabadparenthewas.分析：这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁，他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷，你倒是告诉你爱的人啊，满世界嚷嚷算什么意思啊？有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇：我讨厌我孩子，如果让你不爽我很抱歉，但他真的是个小混蛋，我太讨厌他了。很明显他开个玩笑罢了，不过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲2.Mundanedetailsabouttheirdayappearingasmilestones:Goingtodinnerandamovie!!!普普通通的生活细节，非要当成里程碑一样的大事：去吃了晚饭，还看了电影！！！Analysis:Averyboringlife.分析：这样的日子真无聊。3.Givingdetailsabouthealthalongwithemoticontoverifyfeelingsaboutit:Feelingsicktoday:(发身体情况的细节，还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错：今天感觉病怏怏的:(Analysis:Bored,andtoostupidtojustplayWordswithFriends.分析：这人也被无聊逼的，和朋友玩文字游戏你都不够格，你这个蠢货。4.Emotionalrantdirectedatnooneinparticular,butsospecificthateveryoneknowstheyvebeenscrewedover:Nevertrustpeoplewhotellyoutheywillpickyouupat6justtomakeyouwaitanhour.Somepeoplewillneverbematureenoughtobeinarelationship,somaybetheyshouldbedumped.情绪激动的怒骂，看似不针对某人，其实大家都知道他俩完了：永远别相信一个说6点钟来接你，结果让你苦等了1个小时的家伙。有些人永远没办法像成熟的人一样谈恋爱，也许他们活该被甩。Analysis:Well,theycantreallygivethepersonsnameoraddressthemdirectly.Thatwouldbetoohonest.分析：咳，这人就是不指名道姓，也不该当着对方的面直接说。5.Picturesoffeet.拍脚的照片Analysis:Ihavenoideawhypeopledothis.Itsweird.分析：我不知道为什么有人要这么做。太奇怪了。6.Picturesofmundaneplatesoffoodinfrontofthem.一盘摆在面前普普通通的菜Analysis:Imeating.YouhavetoseewhatImeating!Well,maybeitlookedbetterattherestaurant.分析：我在吃饭哒，你要看我在吃婶Mua!没准餐馆里的真货要比你拍的还好看些。7.Dozensoftrivialpicturesofpeopleandtheirnewboyfriends/girlfriendssmilingandposing.一堆人的照片，要么是张三李四，要么是和男/女朋友摆出Pose微笑的照片。Analysis:Thisisaveryinterestingphenomenon.IvelookedatalotofpeoplesFacebookalbums.Womentypicallybeginarelationshipandimmediatelystartaccumulatingevidenceofit.Themoreinsecurethewoman,themoreevidencetherewillbe.Shewillbeginpostingthemasdefaultprofilepics.Inacoupleofweeks,shewillnolongerhaveaprofilepicwithjustherinit.Thenshetagstheboyfriend,andthetaggedphotosareoftentheonlyonesthattheboyfriendhasonhispage.However,heisabsolutelyrequiredtolikeallofthem.Youcantellhowlongarelationshipwilllastbythedifferenceinpicsbetweenthecouple.Ifthewomanhas30andthemanhas3itsoverin3months.Youcanalsogagehowinvestedintherelationshipyourfemalepartnerisbycountingthepics.Anythingover10shouldbeawarningthatshewantstomarryyou.Somepeoplehaveoverahundred,whichshowssomeseriousdesperationinprovidingevidencethat,infact,theyarereallytogether.分析：这种有趣的现象值得一说。我（原文作者）翻过很多人的Facebook相册了，一般来说，女人只要谈恋爱，马上就要发大量的证据。安全感越差，发的照片越多。开始的时候可能是默认的头像，几周以后，头像照片就找不到只有她一个人的了，她会发两人的合照，会把男友圈起来，她男友空间里只有一张照片，没错，...