Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季219TheOneWhereEddieWon'tGo[Scene:Chandler'sbedroom.ChandlerissleepingandEddieistherewatchinghim.][Chandlerwakesup]CHANDLER:HeyEddie.Daahh!!What'reyoudoin'here?EDDIE:Nothin'roomie,justwatchin'yousleep.CHANDLER:Why?EDDIE:Makesmefeelum,peaceful,heh-heh,please.CHANDLER:Ican'tsleepnow.EDDIE:Youwantmetosing?CHANDLER:No,look,that'sit,it'sover,Iwantyouout,Iwantyououtoftheapartmentnow.EDDIE:Woah,woah,woah,what're,what'reyoutalkin'aboutman.CHANDLER:HannibalLecter...betterroommatethanyou.EDDIE:No.SeenowIdon'tthinkyou'rebeingfair.Imeanonenightyouseemeandyougetscared,Imean,whataboutalltheothernightswhenyoudon'tseeme,huh?WhataboutlastnightwhenyouwentandgotadrinkofwaterandIwasniceenoughtohidebehindthedoor,what'sthatabout,huh?CHANDLER:Ididn'trealizethat.EDDIE:Yeah.CHANDLER:GETOUTNOW!!EDDIE:Ok,youreallywantmeout?CHANDLER:Yesplease.EDDIE:Ok,thenIwanttohearyousayit,I,Iwanttohearyousayyouwantmeout.CHANDLER:Iwantyouout.EDDIE:Nonono,Iwannahearitfromyourlips.CHANDLER:Wheredidyouhearitfrombefore?EDDIE:Oh,right,allright,youknowwhatpallieIunderstand,considermegone,youknowwhat,I'llbeoutbythetimeyougethomefromworktomorrow.[EddieleavestheroomandChandlermouths"Thankyou"tohimself]EDDIE:Iheardthat.OPENINGTITLES[Scene:CentralPerk.MonicaandRachelarethere,Joeyenterswearinganoldlookinghat.]JOEY:Hey.MONICA:Hey.RACHEL:Hey.Whe-ell,lookatyou,finallygotthattimemachineworkin'huh?JOEY:Seriously,youlikeit?Thisguywassellin'themon8thavenueandIlookedat'emandIthough,youknowwhatIdon'thave?MONICA:Amirror?JOEY:Fine,makefun.Ithinkit'sjaunty.MONICA:Wow,foraguywho'srecentlylosthisjob,you'reinanawfullygoodmood.JOEY:Hey,I'llbealright.Imeanit'snotlikeI'mstartingfromsqareone.IwasDr.DrakeRemorayonDaysofOurLives.Heh?Imeanthat'sgottahavesome219艾迪赖着不走艾迪你在这里干什么?没什么，只是看你睡觉为什么?那会让我觉得…平静请继绩我睡不着了要不要我唱摇篮曲?够了我要你现在就给我搬出去你在说什么，老兄?人魔…当室友都好过你我认为你这话不公平你看到我一次就怕了那没看到我的那些夜晚呢那你昨天晚上起来喝水……我好心躲在门后没让你看到呢?我根本就不知道你马上给我出去真的要我出去?对，请你快出去那我要听到你说你要我出去我要你出去不…我要听到你的嘴说那刚才是我的哪里跟你说的?对，好吧你知道吗?朋友，我走了知道吗?我会在你明天下班前搬出这里谢谢我听到了你看你终于用时光机回到过去了喜不喜欢?我在第八街跟一个家伙买的我看到的时候心里在想……”知道我缺什么吗?”镜子?很好，笑啊，我觉得很快活对一个刚失业的人来说你心情很好呀不要紧的又不是说我要从零开始我可是”我们的日子”里面的雷崔克大夫kindofcache.MONICA:Cache?Jaunty?JOEY:Chandlergavemewordofthedaytoiletpaper.I'mgonnagetsomecoffee.[Phoebeenters]PHOEBE:Hey.MONICA:Hey.RACHEL:Hey.PHOEBE:Oooh,sososo,didyoureadthebook?MONICA:OhmyGod,itwasincredible.PHOEBE:Didn'titliketotallyspeaktoyou?RACHEL:Woah,woah,woah,whatbookisthis?MONICA:Rachelyouhavetoreadthisbook.It'scalledBeYourOwnWindkeeper.It'sabouthowwomenneedtobecomemoreempowered.PHOEBE:Yeahandoh,andbutthere's,there'swindandthewindcanmakeusGoddesses.Butyouknowwhotakesoutwind?Men,theyjusttakeit.RACHEL:Menjusttakeoutwind?PHOEBE:Ya-huh,allthetime,causetheyarethelightningbearers.RACHEL:Wow.PHOEBE:Yeah.RACHEL:Wellthatsoundskindacool,kindalikeTheHobbit.MONICA:ItisnothingliketheHobbit.It'slikereadingabouteveryrelationshipI'veeverhad,exceptforRichard.PHOEBE:Ohyes,no,Richardwouldneverstealyourwind.MONICA:No.PHOEBE:No,'causehe'syummy.MONICA:Yes.Bu...