100:00:00,000-->00:00:00,000200:00:00,000-->00:00:00,000300:00:01,000-->00:00:09,800<i>魔兽中...</i>400:00:09,810-->00:00:13,600非常好再前进几步...allright,justafewmorefeet.And...500:00:13,610-->00:00:17,280准备好先生们Elzebob大门到了hereweare,gentlemen,thegatesofelzebob.600:00:17,290-->00:00:18,820上帝啊Goodlord.700:00:18,830-->00:00:22,210别慌坚持97小时的战斗就为了这一刻Don'tpanic.Thisiswhatthelast97hourshavebeenabout.800:00:22,220-->00:00:24,560待着别动一群装备武器的地精Stayfrosty.There'sahordeofarmedgoblins900:00:24,570-->00:00:27,870正在门的另一边守卫着艾辛诺斯之刃ontheothersideofthatgateguardingtheswordofasaroth.1000:00:27,880-->00:00:31,280战士们拔出你们的武器法师们举起你们的魔杖Warriors,unsheatheyourweapons.Magicwielders,raiseyourwands.1100:00:31,290-->00:00:32,430准备好了Lockandload.1200:00:32,440-->00:00:34,350拉杰推开大门Raj,blowthegates.1300:00:35,120-->00:00:36,350推开大门Blowingthegates.1400:00:36,950-->00:00:39,640ControlShift...Controlshift...1500:00:39,950-->00:00:41,080B!B!1600:00:42,910-->00:00:45,120天啊那么多地精!oh,mygod,somanygoblins!1700:00:46,120-->00:00:48,370别傻站在那里向前开路!向前开路!Don'tjuststandthere,slashandmove,slashandmove!1800:00:48,380-->00:00:49,520保持阵形!Stayinformation!1900:00:49,530-->00:00:50,930谢尔顿有个敌人在你背后Leonard,yougotoneonyourtail.2000:00:50,940-->00:00:53,320没事我脑后长眼着呢我会干掉他的That'sallright,mytail'sprehensile--I'llswathimoff.2100:00:53,330-->00:00:54,670我打中他了谢尔顿Igothim,leonard.2200:00:54,680-->00:00:58,440今晚我要用那地精的血来祭酒TonightIspicemymeadwithgoblinblood.2300:00:58,450-->00:01:00,460拉杰不要这是个陷阱!他们在夹击我们!Raj,no,it'satrap!They'reflankingus!2400:01:00,920-->00:01:02,390我被打中了!He'sgotme!2500:01:02,400-->00:01:05,000谢尔顿他打中拉杰了快用你的催眠咒!Sheldon,he'sgotraj.Useyoursleepspell!2600:01:05,350-->00:01:06,970SheldonSheldon?Sheldon...sheldon?2700:01:06,980-->00:01:10,440我拿到了艾辛诺斯之刃!I'vegottheswordofasaroth!2800:01:11,100-->00:01:12,710别管剑了谢尔顿快救拉杰!Forgetthesword,sheldon,helpraj!2900:01:12,720-->00:01:14,340我不再是谢尔顿了Thereisnomoresheldon.3000:01:14,350-->00:01:16,560我是剑圣!Iamtheswordmaster!3100:01:16,570-->00:01:17,770谢尔顿当心!Leonard,lookout!3200:01:17,780-->00:01:19,180该死我们快不行了!Damnit,man,we'redyinghere!3300:01:19,190-->00:01:20,820再见了土人们!Good-bye,peasants!3400:01:21,880-->00:01:23,470那混蛋走了!thebastardteleported!3500:01:25,120-->00:01:27,740他在Ebay上出售那把艾辛诺斯之刃He'ssellingtheswordofasarothonebay.3600:01:29,070-->00:01:31,500你为了钱背叛我们?你怎么这样?Youbetrayedusformoney?Whoareyou?3700:01:31,510-->00:01:35,220我是暗夜精灵盗贼你们没有读过角色介绍吗?I'maroguenightelf.Don'tyoupeoplereadcharacterdescriptions?3800:01:35,650-->00:01:38,180等等!有人点击了"立即购买"Wait,wait,wait!Somebodyjustclicked"buyitnow.3900:01:38,190-->00:01:41,900我是剑圣!"Iamtheswordmaster!4000:01:42,740-->00:01:46,200*宇宙是个大火炉*Ourwholeuniversewasinahot,densestate4100:01:46,210-->00:01:49,850*140亿年前大爆炸哦稍等*thennearly14billionyearsgoexpansionstarted...wait!4200:01:50,230-->00:01:52,780*地球开始冷却生物开始繁衍*Theearthbegantocooltheautotrophsbegantodrool,4300:01:52,790-->00:01:54,210*尼安得特尔人发明工具*neanderthalsdevelopedtools4400:01:54,220-->00:01:55,150*我们建造墙瓦*webuiltthewall4500:01:55,160-->00:01:56,140*我们创造金...