Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季220TheOneWhereOldYellerDies[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.PhoebeenterstoseeMonica,Richard,Ross,andRacheltearfullywatchingTV.]PHOEBE:Hey.Watchaguysdoin?RICHARD:Monica'smakinguswatchOldYeller.PHOEBE:Whyareyouguyssoupset?It'sOldYeller,it'sahappymovie.RACHEL:What?ROSS:What'reyoutalkin'about?PHOEBE:C'mon,happyfamilygetsadog,frontierfun.ROSS:YeahbutPhoebs,whatabouttheend?PHOEBE:WhatwhenYellersavessavesthefamilyfromthewolfandeveryone'shappy?RACHEL:That'snottheend.PHOEBE:Yu-huh.That'swhenmymotherwouldshutofftheTVandsay'Theend'.MONICA:Whataboutthepartwherehehasrabies?PHOEBE:Hedoesn'thaverabies,hehasbabies.That'swhatmymomsaid.RICHARD:Uh,Phoebe,Idon'tthinkyourmomwouldwantyoutoseewhat'sabouttohappen.PHOEBE:What,what'sabouttohappen?[startswatching]I'veneverseenthispartbefore.Hey,Travis,watchadoin'withthatgun?Ohno,nonoTravis,putdownthegun.Nononono,hehe'syourbuddy,he'syourYeller,no,nono,theend,THEEND.[hearthegunshotfromtheTV][Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.RichardisonthebalconysmokingandMonicaisonthephone.]MONICA:Hey,haveyouguyseaten,becauseuh,RichardandIjustfinishedandwe'vegotleftovers...Chickenandpotatoes...WhatamIwearing?...Actually,nothingbutrubbergloves.[ChandlerandJoeycomesprintingin]JOEY:Yaknow,oneoftheseyou'regonnareallybenakedandwe'renotgonnacomeover.MONICA:Alright,I'vegotaleg,threebreastsandawing.CHANDLER:Well,howdoyoufindclothesthatfit?JOEY:Oh,hey,Monica,we'vegotaquestion.MONICA:Alright,forthebizillionthtime,yesIseeotherwomeninshoweratthegym,andnoIdon'tlook.JOEY:No,notthatone.We'retryingtofigureoutwhotobringtotheKnicksgametonight,wehaveanextraticket.CHANDLER:Yeah,Rosscan'tgosoit'sbetweenmyfriendEricProwerwhohasbreathissuesandDanwiththepoking.[startspokingMonicaintheshoulder]'Didyouseethatplay?Doyouwantsomemorebeer?IsthatSpikeLee?'MONICA:Ok.[Richardwalksin]Hey,whydon'tyouaskRichard?JOEY:Ok,uh,heyRichard,ifyouhadanextratickettotheKnicksgameandyouhadtochoosebetweenafriendwhosmellsandonewhobruisesyouwhowouldyoupick?RICHARD:WoWellbeingahugeKnicksfanmyself,Ithinkyoushouldtakesomeonewho'sahugeKnicksfan.CHANDLER:Ok,that'sEric.RICHARD:Gladtobeofhelp.Matches.[walksouttothebalcony]MONICA:Imeant,whydon'tyoutakeRichardtothegame?What?JOEY:Idon'tknoMONICA:C'mon.Keepshisfingerstohimselfandhe'salwaysmintyfresh.CHANDLER:Idon'tknow,Richard'sreallyniceandeverything,uh,it'sjustthatwedon'tknowhimreallywell,yaknow,andplushe's,yaknow,old[Monicagiveshimaglare]-erthansomepeople,but,uh,youngerthansomebuildings.MONICA:Sowhat,he'salittleolder,bigdeal,Imeanhe'simportanttome.Yaknowifyouaskhim,hemighttakeyouonhisJag.220猎狗之死嘿，你们在干什么？Monica在让我们看“老黄狗”那你们怎么这么难过？是“老黄狗”，喜剧片什么？你在说什么？当然，幸福的家庭养了一条狗非常有趣是的不过Phoebs，结局如何？老黄狗从野狼那里救出这一家，大家都很高兴阿？-这不是结局！噢—呃我妈妈就在这时关上电视，并且说“完了”那他得了狂犬病的那部分呢？他不是有了狂犬病，他是有了孩子这是我妈妈说的呃，Phoebe，我觉得你妈妈是不想让你看到将要发生什么事情什么，将要发生的事情？我从来没看过这段嘿，Travis，你要用那把枪干嘛？欧，不，Travis，放下枪不，不……他是你的伙伴，是你的老黄狗，不，不，结束了，完了！OK，简直是又有病又自私的人!翻译校对:F6论坛,水木TV_Friends版汉风论坛(wwhanstyle.org)NTPShawn调校嘿，你们吃过了么？呃，Richard和我刚吃完，剩了些东西鸡肉和土豆……我穿着什么？……实际上，只带了橡胶手套你要是真的想裸...