100:00:01,800-->00:00:03,530我们还有多少时间Howmuchtimedowehave?200:00:03,530-->00:00:07,330倒数5小时37分钟流星雨开始Uh,T-minusfivehours,37minutestoonsetofmeteorshower.300:00:07,400-->00:00:11,430我们的位置是北纬34.48°西经118.21°Okay,ourpositionis34.48degreesnorth,118.31west.400:00:11,500-->00:00:14,000这意味着方位角应该是...Thatmeanstheazimuthshouldbe...500:00:14,060-->00:00:19,730相对磁北168.22°外加仰角49.93°168.22degreesrelativetomagneticnorthwithanelevationof49.93.600:00:19,730-->00:00:20,690有什么了吗Anythingyet?700:00:20,690-->00:00:22,680我们有信号却不能锁定坐标Uh,wehaveasignal,butthere'snoframelock.800:00:22,680-->00:00:24,750等等现在如何Hangon.Howabout...now?900:00:24,810-->00:00:26,710我们成功了Wedidit.1000:00:26,780-->00:00:30,150我们收到西海岸HBO电视台的信号了WehavetheWestCoastfeedofHBO.1100:00:30,180-->00:00:32,980哇《真实性爱》Ooh,RealSex.1200:00:33,050-->00:00:34,750这可好看了每次我看这节目Bigdeal.EverytimeIwatchthatshow,1300:00:34,810-->00:00:37,050都是个老女人往黄瓜上套安全套it'soldwomenputtingcondomsoncucumbers.1400:00:37,610-->00:00:41,410那好让我们来看看东海岸在播什么Allright,let'sseewhat'sontheEastCoastfeed.1500:00:42,850-->00:00:44,180喔是《沙丘》Oh,hey.Dune.1600:00:45,850-->00:00:49,750不算是个好电影但看看这美丽的沙漠啊Notagreatmovie,butlookatthatbeautifuldesert.1700:00:51,410-->00:00:54,210谢尔顿不能来真可惜ToobadSheldoncouldn'tcomewithus.1800:00:54,280-->00:00:56,280没有他在感觉有点不大对头Yeah,it'sjustnotthesamewithouthim.1900:01:04,580-->00:01:06,510这电影太烂了我换回去看《真实性爱》Oh,thissucks.I'mswitchingbacktoRealSex.2000:01:09,610-->00:01:12,580谢尔顿日志Sheldon'slog.2100:01:12,650-->00:01:16,380星历63345.3Stardate63345.3.2200:01:16,450-->00:01:20,050当我的同事们离开去观测狮子座流星雨时WhilemycolleaguesareoffobservingtheLeonidmeteorshower,2300:01:20,110-->00:01:22,710我留守后方完成我关于Ihaveremainedbehindtocompletemypaper2400:01:22,780-->00:01:25,980高激发态大质量弦状态衰变的论文onthedecaysofhighlyexcitedmassivestringstates.2500:01:26,050-->00:01:28,050尽管我的研究进展顺利Althoughmyresearchisgoingwell,2600:01:28,110-->00:01:31,550我确实很想念人类陪伴的温暖Idomissthewarmthofhumancompanionship.2700:01:55,460-->00:01:57,060生活大爆炸第三季第八集2800:02:03,880-->00:02:07,010晚上好暹罗宫Andgoodeveningtoyou,SiamPalace.2900:02:07,080-->00:02:08,610我是谢尔顿·库珀ThisisSheldonCooper.3000:02:08,680-->00:02:10,780我今晚要孤独一人进餐Yeah,I'mgoingtobediningalonethisevening,3100:02:10,850-->00:02:13,280所以我要减少通常的菜单soI'llbereducingmyusualorder.3200:02:13,350-->00:02:17,880我的前菜要四分之一份什锦小吃I'dliketostartwithonequarteroftheAssortedAppetizersPlate3300:02:17,950-->00:02:21,910然后要两人份的金宝贝的一半and,uh,onehalfoftheGoldenTreasurefortwo.3400:02:21,980-->00:02:25,280看在老天的份上在18世纪中页Oh,forheaven'ssake.Inthemid-18thcentury,3500:02:25,350-->00:02:28,180暹罗国王拉玛四世将巨大的帝国KingRamaIVofSiamdividedahugeempire3600:02:28,250-->00:02:31,780割让给了欧洲的各大殖民势力目的是为了保住王位amongstthecolonialpowersofEuropeinordertopreservehisthrone.3700:02:31,850-->00:02:33,750你他的文化继承者理所当然Surely,you,hisculturaldescendant,3800:02:33,810-->00:02:36,280也能搞定这些泰式炒面和饺子canhandlepadThaianddumplings.3900:02:36,350-->00:02:38,110谢尔顿救命Sheldon,help!4000:02:38,180-->00:02:40,580我要挂了但是记住我在yelp.com那...