Opening-danceJennifer:WelcometoourhappycampinWednesdayafternoon.WeareHappyFamily.(欢迎各位在星期三下午来到我们的快乐大本营，我们是HappyFamily.(大家一起说))Jennifer：IamJennifer.Vera：IamVera.Bella：IamBella.Alice:IamAlice.Daisy:IamdaisyBella：TodayisourfirstprogramandIamgladtoseesuchalargeaudienceherewithus.(今天是我们的第一期节目，好多观众都在现场，我好高兴)Daisy:Itisnowonderthattheyareattractedbymybeauty.Soincreasedourpopularity.Right?(notsurewhatthismeans)(说明我们人气还挺旺的吗？人长得漂亮没办法)(Alice：Doyoureallythinkso?Donotforget,weareateam!(你以为大家是为了看你?我们是一个团队)Daisy：AmIwrong?Iamjustpretty!(我说的不对吗？就是漂亮)Vera:Doyouwanttocontinuetohostprograms?Director,justtoreducetheirsalary!(你们两个还要不要主持节目？导演，给他俩减工资!)AliceDaisy:NO!Jennifer：Sojustpleasebegoodhosts.Weshouldleaveagoodimpressionduringourfirstshow.Thereasonpeoplelikeourprogramisthatweareateam,whichcanbringthemhappinessandhelpthemenjoytheirtime.Neverforgetthatweareateam!(那就请你们好好主持，第一次见面，我们应该给大家呈现最好的印象)Daisy:hhha,Iamjustkidding.Bella：OK.Todayisourfirstprogram.Itmustbeadmittedthatweshouldshowsomethingfresh.Areyoulookingforwardtoseeingourperformance?(今天是我们的第一期节目，当然要给观众一点新鲜感，好多的TVSHOW主持人都只是在主持？那你们想不想看我们表演？)（这里有一个小互动）Daisy:Theuniversityentranceexamjustended,wehavefelttheuniversityentranceexampressure,butdoyouknowtheexamintheancient?Therearefourmentotakethefeudalsocietyofimperialexamination.Doyouwanttoknowhowtheyfelt?(小互动)Vera：OKOK!Letusstartourplay,donotmakeaudiencewait,letusnotkeepthemwaitingstarttheshow.(好了，好了，开始我们的表演吧，观众都快等急了，快点开始吧。)ABCDE：one，two，three，action。ActorsandActresses:Mainexaminer《主考官》Fourmenwhotaketheexam.四名年轻秀才》Stageset:：主考官居中，坐案台之上。四张桌子在两侧，四个秀才坐。桌子上文房四宝备齐。Jennifer:TheexamhasbeenaglorioustraditionofChinasinceancienttimes.Vera:Nationalchoosetalentedpeople,thatwillensurethatstudentswillhaveabrightfuture.Itisalldependentonatest.Bella:Withthedevelopmentofthecountryandthestudentsworkethic,theycreatedabrilliantculturalexam.Daizy:Amongthem,theoldest,themostaffected,isundoubtedlythefeudalsocietyofimperialexamination(考试，是中国自古以来的光荣传统。国家选拔人才，学子光耀门楣，都是靠一场又一场的考试。众考生前赴后继，造就了中国千年以来光辉灿烂的考试文化。其中，历史最久，影响最深的，无疑是封建社会的科举考试)（主考官进场，站在案台后）Alice：Onevaluesamanoftalent,booksteachyoutobecomewise.Inadditiontotest,everythingisnotaproblem.(天子重英豪，文章教尔曹。万般皆下品，唯有考——试——高！)门生入场！【四名秀才进场，一名老童生，头发胡须皆白。【音乐响起。放《爱情买卖》的伴奏曲jennifer:Ihavereadmorethantenyears,onlyforthefame（读书十多载，只为功名来）Vera：Thelastchanceofimperialexaminationswillnevercomeagain（科举考试最后一次机会不再来）Bella:Itriedmybesttoresisttheancientbookstoguessthetopicofexam.ButIknownoting.（拼命背古书，拼死把题目猜。可我现在是胸无点墨一片空白）音乐停Jennifer:Haveyouheardthattheimperialcourtwillbeabolishedinthefollowingyears.Todayisthelasttime!（听说了吗，朝廷明年废除科举了。今天是最后一次！）Vera:ohno,Ihavestruggledforsomanyyears.EverydayIdreamofbecomingawell-knownpersonoftheworld.Withouttheimperialexamination.WhatcanIlivefor?（坑爹啊，十年寒窗无人问，一举成名天下知。这没了科举，我...
