破产姐妹第一季第一集Pickup!Tables12,4,11.十二四十一号桌上菜Gotit.来了Hey,whenyougetasecond,等你丫有空...stoplookingatmyboobs.麻烦把淫眼从我奶上移开Excuseme.麻烦一下Waitress?服务生Dude?小二Hi,whatcanIgetya?您好请问要点什么Weneedsome...我们要...Isthatannoying?看了会不爽吗Isthatobnoxiousandrude?觉得对方又欠扁又无礼吗Wouldyoufinditdistractingifsomeonedidthattoyou你工作时有人这么弄你whileyouwereworking?你会觉得烦吗Oh,youdon'thaveajob.Sorry.哎呀忘记你没工作了抱歉Damn,dude,sheburnedyou.靠伙计她完胜呀No,hipster.别搞错了小痞子Donotthinkwe'reonthesameteam.别以为我跟你是一国的Wehavenothingincommon.咱俩到死都不是同路人Iwearknithatswhenit'scoldout.姐戴帽子挡酷寒YouwearknithatscauseofColdplay.二货戴帽学酷玩[乐队]Youhavetattoostopissoffyourdad.你的纹身是想气死你爹Mydaddoesn'tknowhe'smydad.我爹压根不知他是我爹Andfinally,---本文来源于网络，仅供参考，勿照抄，如有侵权请联系删除---最后youthink...你觉得thisisthesoundthatgetsyouservice.一声穿云指我千军万马来服务Ithink...要我说Thisisthesoundthatdriesupmyvagina.一声穿云指我如瀑下阴也干枯Theotherwaitressdisappeared,theRussianone.那位俄国服务生呢怎么不见了Weneedhorseradish.我们想要山葵酱Please.拜托您了That,ladies,ishowyoutreatawaitress.妹妹真乖这样才有礼貌嘛Paulina!宝莲娜Oh,so...sogood,oh...爽爽死了Oh,sorry,Ididn'trealizeyouwereonbreak.抱歉不知道你在休息Ijustneedsomehorseradish.我要山葵酱-Here.-Oh,cool.-给-收到Excuseme,where'smywaitress?请问服务生去哪了She'scoming.她马上来[高潮]Earl.厄尔Earl!厄尔Imadeyourfavorite,redvelvet.我做了你最爱的红丝绒蛋糕Mylittlecupcakebroughtmeacupcake.我的蛋蛋妹给我带来了小蛋糕Letmepayyouforthat.我还是把钱给你吧Oh,no,no.It'sonthehouse.不用我请客It'syourbirthday.你生日嘛---本文来源于网络，仅供参考，勿照抄，如有侵权请联系删除---Howoldareyougonnabe?过完生日要几岁了啊75.七十五岁Oh,Earl,ifyouwerejustthreeyearsyounger.厄尔你要小个三岁咱俩就成了Max,Max,bignews.麦克斯麦克斯大新闻ThenewbossfiredthatRussianwaitress,Paulina.新老板炒了俄国妞宝莲娜TurnsoutchestyKournikovawasVladimirPuttin'itout.大胸金丝猫被发现其实是个死间谍Hellotoday.Ihavepaycheckforyou.早安我带了你的工资来Ineedtotalktoyou.YoufiredPaulina,Han?我有话问你你炒了宝莲娜吗阿憨IamnolongerHanLee.我已经不叫李憨了IhavenewAmericanname我取了新的英文名字togowithchangingneighborhood.好适应新时代"得"社会Togowiththechangingneighborhood.是新时代"的"社会Youneedtorememberthisforyourimmigrationexam.移民考试的时候别又说错了Correct.Togowiththechangingneighborhood.行好适应新时代"的"社会Bryce?小笼YournameisBryceLee?你改名叫李小笼啊Wait,wait,um,um,um...等等等一下Don'thireanewwaitress,okay?别再招新人来了好吗I'vebeendoingalltheworkanyway,反正活儿总是我全包andIreallycouldusetheextramoney.让我多拿一份工资补贴家计吧Youneedhelp.你需要帮手-No,Idon't.-Everyoneneedhelpsometimes.-不用-谁都需要帮手Idon't.I'vebeenwaitingmywholelife,okay?我不用我当了一辈子的侍应---本文来源于网络，仅供参考，勿照抄，如有侵权请联系删除---I'vewaitedontables,I'vewaitedinbars,在餐厅酒吧都做过侍应I'vewaitedonhomepregnancytests.甚至在家等验孕结果[Waited:等待侍应一词多义]Ialreadyhirenewwaitress.我已经雇新人了SheworkinalltoprestaurantsinManhattan.她以前在曼哈顿顶级餐厅工作过IgaveherPaulina'suniform.我都把宝莲娜的制服给她了Mr.Lee,nottocomplain,李先生有点事情想问问butIthinksomeoneworethisuniformbeforeme,这件制服好像有人穿过了呢likerightbeforeme.而且是刚刚才穿过IsitpossiblethatIcoul...