118TheOneWithAllThePoker(ThewholegangishelpingRachelmailoutresumeswhilewhistlingthethemefromTheBridgeontheRiverKwai.)Ross:Uh,Rach,we'rerunninglowonresumesoverhere.Monica:DoyoureallywantajobwithPopularMechanics?Chandler:Well,ifyou'regonnaworkformechanics,thosearetheonestoworkfor.Rachel:Hey,look,youguys,I'mgoingforanythinghere,OK?Icannotbeawaitressanymore,Imeanit.I'msickofthelousytips,I'msickofbeingcalled'Excuseme...'Ross:Rach,didyouproofreadthese?Rachel:Uh...yeah,why?Ross:Uh,nothing,I'msurethey'llbeimpressedwithyourexcellentcompuperskills.Rachel:(upset)OhmyGoood!Oh,doyouthinkit'sonallofthem?Joey:Ohno,I'msuretheXeroxmachinecaughtafew.OpeningCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,RossandChandleraresittingatatable.Rachelisworking.MonicaandPhoebeenter.]Monica:Hey,guys.ChandlerandRoss:Hey.Rachel:Hey...hi,ladies...uh,canIgetyouanything?(toMonica,quietly):Didyoubringthemail?Monica:Lotsofresponses.Rachel:(toMonica):Really?(outloud):Sure,wehavesconesleft!(toMonica):OK,readthemtome.Phoebe:(reading):DearMs.Green,thankyouforyourinquiry,however...oh...(crumplesupletter)Rachel:(outloud):Wehaveapplecinnamon...Monica:(reading):OK...DearMs.Green...yeah...yeah...yeah...No.(crumpesupletter)Phoebe:Wow!Rachel:What?Phoebe:(reading):YourVisabillishuge!Rachel:(grabsthebill)Givemethat!(CameracutstoChandlerandRossattable.)Chandler:Youknow,Ican'tbelieveyou.Lindaissogreat!Whywon'tyougooutwithheragain?Ross:Idon'tknow.Chandler:Isthisstillaboutherwhole'TheFlintstonescould'vereallyhappened'thing?Ross:No,it'snotjustthat.It'sjust—Iwantsomeonewho...whodoessomethingforme,y'know?Whogetsmyheartpounding,who...whomakesme,uh...(beginstostarelovinglyatRachel)Chandler:...littleplaythingswithyarn?Ross:What?Chandler:Couldyouwanthermore?Ross:Who?118玩扑克瑞秋，履历表已用完了你真想到《大众机械师》上班吗?如果你真想为技工工作那倒是可以试试各位，我什么都得试试我不能再当服务生了我是说真的，我已厌倦微薄小费我已厌倦别人对我说“麻烦一下”瑞秋，这些你已校对过了吗?对，有问题吗?没事,他们对你的“电恼”技巧一定会印象深刻的糟了，每一份上面都这样吗?没有，复印机弄掉一些了各位两位小姐，需要什么吗?信件带来了没有?这里有很多我们这儿当然有烤饼快念给我听亲爱的格林小姐，感谢您的询问，然而…我们有苹果肉桂…亲爱的格林小姐…好……好……好……没戏。怎么了?你信用卡的帐单不小呀.给我我真不敢相信琳达那么好你为何不再和她约会?我也不知道是因为她认为“石头族真有可能发生”的事吗?（科幻电影情节）不只是因为那样因为我要一个能让我有感觉能让我心跳加速，让我…变成拜倒裙下的玩物？什么?你不是渴望着她吗?谁?蒂，《发生何事》中那个尖酸刻薄的女孩我早就忘了她，行吗?你们怎么样？我们很好Chandler:(sarcastically)Dee,thesarcasticsisterfromWhatsHappening.Ross:Look,Iamtotally,totallyoverher,OK,Ijust...(Rachelcomesover,Rosslaysheadontable):Hiiii!Rachel:Hi!Howareyou?Ross:We'refine,we'refine.Rachel:OK.(walksaway)(Rosskeepsstaringather,headontable.Chandlersmackshimwithanewspaper.Joeyenters,RossandChandlerlaughathim.)Joey:Shutup!Chandler:We'renot—we'renotsayinganything.Phoebe:What?Ross:Uhhhh...Joeycriedlastnight.Joey:Thankyou.Chandler:(tothegirls)Wewereplayingpoker,alright...Joey:Therewaschocolateonthethree.Itlookedlikeaneight,alright?Ross:Oh,guys,youshould'veseenhim.'Read'emandweep.'Chandler:Andthenhedid.Rachel:Well,now,howcomeyouguyshaveneverplayedpokerwithus?Phoebe:Yeah,whatisthat?Like,somekindofguything?Like,somekindofsexistguything?Likeit'spoker,soonlyguyscanplay?Ross:No,womenarewel...