1.HowardisteachingSheldonChinese.Howard:Youknow,I'mreallygladyoudecidedtolearnMandarin.Sheldon:Why?Howard:Onceyou'refluent,you'llhaveabillionmorepeopletoannoyinsteadofme.霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。谢耳朵：为嘛？霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。2.Sheldon:Scissorscutspaper,papercoversrock,rockcrusheslizard,lizardpoisonsSpock,Spocksmashesscissors,scissorsdecapitateslizard,lizardeatspaper,paperdisprovesSpock,Spockvaporizesrock,andasitalwayshas,rockcrushesscissors.谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。3.Ifthecorrectwaytodoitisthewrongway,thenIyield.如果胡来才是正确的方法的话，那我闭嘴。4.Ithoughtshewasahighlyevolvedcreatureofpureintellect,likeme.Butrecenteventsindicatethatshemaybeaslavetoherbaserurges.我以为她是个高度进化的纯高智商物种，就像我。而最近的事件表明她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物。5.Sheldon:Whyareyoucrying?Penny:BecauseI'mstupid!Sheldon:That'snoreasontocry.Onecriesbecauseoneissad.Forexample,Icrybecauseothersarestupid,andthatmakesmesad.谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢？佩妮：因为我太傻了！谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心。6.Raj:Idon'tlikebugs,okay?Theyfreakmeout.Sheldon:Interesting.You'reafraidofinsectsandwomen.Ladybugsmustrenderyoucatatonic.Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。7.What’slifewithoutwhimsy?不为无益之事，何以遣有涯之生？8.Inthewinter,thatseatiscloseenoughtotheradiatortoremainwarm,andyetnotsocloseastocauseperspiration.Inthesummer,it’sdirectlyinthepathofacross-breezecreatedbyopeningwindowsthereandthere.Itfacesthetelevisionatananglethatisneitherdirect,thusdiscouragingconversationnorsofarwideastocreateaparallaxdistortion.冬天，那个位置跟电暖炉之间的距离刚好能让人保持温暖，而又不会太近导致出汗。夏天，坐在这正好能吹到从这个窗口到那个窗口对吹的风。而且这里对着电视的角度正好，既不会妨碍跟别人谈话，又不用把头扭得太过去而导致视差畸变。