接下来请欣赏Andnow...来自梦工厂的《功夫熊猫：盖世传奇》Dreamworks'KungFuPanda:LegendsofAwesomeness*请听功夫熊猫的传奇故事**HearthelegendsoftheKungFuPanda**他在面馆长大**Raisedinanoodleshop**从未想当大侠**Neverseekinggloryorfame**一朝登得凌绝顶**Heclimbedamountaintop**神龙之名冠天下**Andearnedthedragonwarriorname**功夫熊猫**KungFuPanda**师父慧眼识英杰**MasterShifusawthewarriorblossom**艺高胆大震奸邪**Andmastertheskillsofbodaciousandawesome**功夫熊猫**KungFuPanda**他终日苦练**Helives,andhetrains**和盖世五侠并肩作战**AndhefightswiththeFuriousFive**保护着保护着山谷生灵**Protectthevalleysomethin',somethin'**免遭涂炭**Somethin',somethin'alive**功夫熊猫**KungFuPanda**盖世传奇**Legendsofawesomeness*漂亮Sweet.【NO.1毒蝎之针Scorpion'sSting.】熊猫该你了Panda,you'renext.十秒钟安全到达另一边Tensecondstogettotheothersideunscathed.迅捷如猫Catlikereflexes.猴哥Monkey!我老猴加两分TwopointsforMonkey.你输了阿宝Lightsout,Po.快滚开Getoffme.阿宝五分猴哥四分Po,five.Monkey,four.刚才这不算Youcan'tcountthat.当然算Sure,Ican.师父这也算一分对吧Shifu,thatwasapoint,right?我可没心思搀和你俩幼稚的计分游戏熊猫Idon'tcareaboutyourchildishscore-keeping,Panda.猴子你刚才这招狡诈而阴险Monkey,thatwasadeceitful,underhandedattack.干得漂亮Goodwork.偷袭训练的关键Thepointofsneak-attacktraining在于出其不意istodotheunexpected.啥What?看到了吧出其不意See?Unexpected.虎妞接下来是你和灵鹤Tigress,youandCranearenext.师父咱俩能暂时算平局吗MasterShifu,canwetakefive我好去拿火炭给我的嘴巴消消毒soIcangosterilizemybeakwithhotcoals?啊哦我觉得虎妞的感冒传染给我了Uh-oh,IthinkIcaughtTigress'cold.我没Idon'thave...感冒acold.我也感冒了Hey,Igotacold,too.我没有感冒Idonothaveacold.这样不好哦哥们Notcool,man.好兄弟最喜欢这种打喷嚏的玩笑了Friendslovethesneezytrick.我真的没有……感冒Idonothavea...cold.等一下Wait.没准儿你确实没感冒Maybeyoudon't.我知道了Isee.是河热病It'sriverfever.河热病有啥大不了的What'sthebigdealaboutriverfever?不就是打喷嚏犯困嘛Yougetalittlesneezy,alittlesnoozy.我自己还吐过几次骗你是小狗I'vepersonallybarfedacoupleoftimes;truestory.然后第二天就好了Thenit'salloverthenextday.咱小时候都得过嘛Weallhaditaskids.我没得过Ididn't.哦天呐Oh,man.成年人得河热病就麻烦大了Riverfever'sbadnewsifyougetitasanadult.你最后会变成这样Youwinduplikethis.这是这是头猪吗Isthata...apig?这病只有一种解药There'sonlyonecure:圣兰花泡的茶Teamadefromthesacredsunorchid.没错圣兰花药效很强大True.Thesunorchidispowerful.但要想得到却非常危险Butgettingoneisdangerous.这花以前也在这里生长Itusedtogrowhere,但现在只有一个地方能找到它butnowit'sonlyfoundinoneplace,毒蝎谷thevalleyofthescorpion.谁都不要为了我去冒险Noone'sriskingtheirlivesforme.我会没事的I'llbefine.没事Fine?你看这头猪看这头猪Lookatthepig.Lookatthepig!你也许感觉没事Youmayfeelfine,但肌肉痉挛随时都可能发butthemusclespasmscouldstartatany--就像刚才这样likethat.虎妞如果你不能在日落前服下圣兰花你会Tigress,ifyoudon'tgetthatorchidbysundown,you'll..会怎么样What?我不忍说Ican't.会怎么样What?首先你就再也不能习武了Well,first,you'llneverdokungfuagain.那还不如让我去死I'dratherdie.没错然后你就会死Yeah,that'ssecond.看起来神龙大侠Well,itlookslikethedragonwarrior's要去采那朵小兰花啦gonnabepickingupthatorchiddeal-y.我要去I'llgetit.跟你赌五十分我会比你先采到花50pointssaysIgettherebeforeyou.这可不是儿戏Thisisnogame.能从毒蝎谷活着回来的人寥寥无几Fewhaveeverreturnedfromthevalleyalive.那些回来的人也变成了行尸走肉Andthosefewhavecomebacksha...