100:00:03,880-->00:00:06,810我什么都没看到谢尔顿Idon'tseeanythingatall,Sheldon.200:00:06,880-->00:00:10,680你是医生我听你的但确实老有烦人的声音在我耳边响Well,you'rethedoctor,butIamconstantlyhearingthisannoyingsound.300:00:11,680-->00:00:14,180没错Me,too.400:00:14,250-->00:00:16,080是一种高频的口哨声吗Isitahigh-frequencywhistle?500:00:16,150-->00:00:18,080不是一种时刻不停的No,it'smoreofarelentless,600:00:18,150-->00:00:20,710自以为是的唠叨narcissisticdrone.700:00:20,780-->00:00:23,550没有任何炎症谢尔顿Yup,there'snoinflammationatall,Sheldon.800:00:23,610-->00:00:26,850那我肯定得肿瘤了Thenitmustbeatumor.900:00:26,910-->00:00:29,450我深表怀疑ISeriouslydoubtit.1000:00:29,510-->00:00:31,450也许是以前小时候常把头塞进马桶冲水Maybeit'salingeringbacterialinfection1100:00:31,510-->00:00:33,680造成的永久性细菌感染fromallthosechildhoodtoiletswirlies.1200:00:35,050-->00:00:38,410真的会这样吗我以前经常这么干的Isthatpossible?Iusedtogetthoseallthetime.1300:00:38,480-->00:00:41,150甚至在教堂里Eveninchurch.1400:00:41,210-->00:00:45,110如果是因为这个的话我倒有个办法Wellifitisfromaswirly,theresomethingIcando.1500:00:45,180-->00:00:47,980圈圈点点Okay,circle,circle,dot,dot,1600:00:48,050-->00:00:51,080虱子不再烦扰你[美国儿歌]nowyouhaveacootieshot!1700:00:52,310-->00:00:54,010我去睡觉了I'mgoingtobed1800:00:54,080-->00:00:55,880好的我马上就来Okay,I'llberightin.1900:00:57,450-->00:00:59,110她不光是在嘲笑我而且It'snotenoughthatshemocksme,butthatisn'teven2000:00:59,180-->00:01:01,350把打预防针的流程也搞错了thecorrectprocedureforacootieshot.2100:01:01,410-->00:01:04,180你知道斯蒂芬妮到这里来不是为了DoyouunderstandthatStephanie'snothere2200:01:04,250-->00:01:06,150帮你治疗你那些臆想的毛病吧?totreatyourimaginaryailments?2300:01:06,210-->00:01:11,010怎么可能是臆想我老是听见一种高于中央C的八度音HowisitimaginarythatIkeephearinganoctaveaboveMiddleC?2400:01:11,880-->00:01:14,080这是臆想吗Isthatimaginary?2500:01:14,150-->00:01:18,380我看不是Idon'tthinkso.2600:01:19,410-->00:01:21,280晚安Goodnight.2700:01:21,350-->00:01:22,850莱纳德还有件事Leonard,there'sonemorething.2800:01:22,910-->00:01:25,010根据我们的合租协议第一章第三段UnderArticleOne,SectionThreeofourRoommateAgreement,2900:01:25,080-->00:01:26,550我要召开一个紧急会议I'mcallinganemergencymeeting.3000:01:26,610-->00:01:27,610你不是吧No,you'renot.3100:01:27,680-->00:01:29,600莱纳德提议不要开会Leonardmovesthemeetingnotoccur.3200:01:29,600-->00:01:32,410有人同意么没有提议不予采纳Isthereasecond?Noneheard,themotionfails.3300:01:32,610-->00:01:35,350在会议的开头我想祝贺你I'dliketobeginthemeetingbycongratulatingyou3400:01:35,410-->00:01:38,110和斯蒂芬妮医生恋情有了进展ontheprogressinyourrelationshipwithDr.Stephanie.3500:01:38,180-->00:01:39,510谢谢Thankyou.3600:01:39,580-->00:01:41,610那也就是说我们必须讨论Thatbeingsaid,wehavetodiscuss3700:01:41,680-->00:01:44,410对于"同居"附加条例的执行问题theimplementationoftheagreedupon"cohabitation"rider3800:01:44,480-->00:01:45,750因为你们两人现在whichasbeenactivatednowthat3900:01:45,810-->00:01:47,610已经住在一起了thetwoofyouarelivingtogether.4000:01:47,610-->00:01:49,070我们没有啊We'renotlivingtogether.4100:01:49,070-->00:01:50,770我有不同意见Ibegtodisagree4200:01:51,000-->00:01:53,090某女性被认定为"Agirlfriendshallbedeemed4300:01:53,090-->00:01:55,190跟莱纳德前引号同居后引号quotelivingwithun-quoteLeonard4400:01:55,190...