100:00:01,140-->00:00:03,780不你想液态金属终结者No,see,theliquid-metalterminatorswerecreated200:00:03,840-->00:00:05,440是天网系统在未来世界创造的角色Inthefuturebyskynet,300:00:05,510-->00:00:07,310而天网系统是由麦尔斯·戴森开发的Andskynetwasdevelopedbymilesdyson,400:00:07,380-->00:00:08,980但这样的未来不会存在了Butthatfuturenolongerexists500:00:09,040-->00:00:11,410因为戴森已经在终结者2里死了Duetodyson'sdeathinterminator2.600:00:11,500-->00:00:13,790好吧但你这样想Okay,readonlythis.700:00:14,340-->00:00:15,860假设所有正义的终结者一开始Assumingallthegoodterminators800:00:15,860-->00:00:18,940由天网系统创造时都是邪恶的Wereoriginallyevilterminatorscreatedbyskynet900:00:19,010-->00:00:20,910是后来经约翰·康纳之手才重新改编了其程序Butthenreprogrammedbythefuturejohnconnor,1000:00:20,980-->00:00:24,010那为什么天网系统如此一个人工智能Whywouldskynet,anartificialcomputerintelligence,1100:00:24,010-->00:00:27,930会去创造一个火辣的17岁小矮个机器人杀手?Bothertocreateapetite,hot,17-year-oldkillerrobot?1200:00:30,410-->00:00:31,910因为天网系统变态?Skynetiskinky?1300:00:31,980-->00:00:33,320我不知道Idon'tknow...1400:00:33,320-->00:00:36,690人工智能可不会把小屁孩当恋物Artificialintelligencesdonothaveteenfetishes.1500:00:36,690-->00:00:38,480好吧等等其实他们是想用它...Allright.Wait!theyuseitto...1600:00:38,540-->00:00:40,410太晚了我赢了Toolate.Iwin.1700:00:55,790-->00:00:57,600这究竟是什么玩意?Whatthehellisthat?1800:00:58,580-->00:01:01,420我不知道但如果猫可以唱歌Idon'tknow,butifcatscouldsing...1900:01:02,000-->00:01:03,810它们也会受不了这个They'dhateit,too.2000:01:13,360-->00:01:14,790好啊伙计们Hey,guys!2100:01:14,980-->00:01:16,280你们去哪儿?Hi!whereyougoing?2200:01:16,340-->00:01:17,270什么What?2300:01:17,270-->00:01:22,170我们出去寄些信还有...Wejusthadtomailsomelettersand...2400:01:22,280-->00:01:24,460顺便把这些鸡肉扔了Throwawaysomechicken.2500:01:41,340-->00:01:43,110你们肯定猜不到刚才发生了什么You'llneverguesswhatjusthappened.2600:01:43,110-->00:01:44,140我猜不到Oh,Igiveup.2700:01:44,210-->00:01:45,140我根本不用猜Idon'tguess.2800:01:45,210-->00:01:46,680作为一名科学家我们通过Asascientist,Ireachconclusions2900:01:46,740-->00:01:49,270观察和试验来得出结论...Basedonobservationandexperimentation...3000:01:49,460-->00:01:50,710虽然我现在正这么说AlthoughasI'msayingthis,3100:01:50,780-->00:01:52,640但我感觉你可能已经使用了Itoccurstomeyoumayhavebeenemploying3200:01:52,710-->00:01:55,410某种能带修辞的表达装置来使我的回应倍受争议Arhetoricaldevicerenderingmyresponsemoot.3300:01:56,240-->00:01:57,410那是什么东西?Whatwasthat?3400:01:57,480-->00:01:59,610你信不信他现在开窍了Believeitornot,personalgrowth.3500:01:59,620-->00:02:00,670是什么事?Whathappened?3600:02:00,670-->00:02:02,380是这样记不记得我曾经参加了Allright,rememberwhenIauditionedforthatworkshop3700:02:02,380-->00:02:04,000出租产品展示会的试镜却没通过Productionofrent,butIdidn'tgetit3800:02:04,000-->00:02:05,140并且我没想通是什么原因?AndIcouldn'tfigureoutwhy.3900:02:05,210-->00:02:07,240通过观察我得出了一点结论Ihaveaconclusionbasedonanobservation.4000:02:07,310-->00:02:08,440不你没有No,youdon't.4100:02:08,510-->00:02:10,240不他没有No,hedoesn't.4200:02:10,310-->00:02:11,920他们选中的那个女孩Well,thegirltheypickedtoplaymimi--4300:02:11,920-->00:02:14,000她退出了然后他们让我替代她Shedroppedout,andtheyaskedmetoreplaceher.4400:02:14,000-->00...