100:00:02,560-->00:00:05,200看咱哥俩准备好去奔赴四人有约Lookatus,gettingreadyforadoubledate200:00:05,200-->00:00:07,160并且她们以名副其实的女朋友身份Withactualwomenwhopubliclyacknowledge300:00:07,160-->00:00:09,190光明正大的来约会They'reourgirlfriends.400:00:09,690-->00:00:12,390没错真女人最赞Yes,actualwomenarethebest.500:00:12,910-->00:00:13,940我就不明白了Idon'tunderstand.600:00:13,940-->00:00:15,920难道还有其他种类的女人Whatotherkindofwomenarethere?700:00:16,910-->00:00:18,630霍华德人造女性是属于你的研究部门的Howard,artificialwomenareyourdepartment.800:00:18,630-->00:00:19,760你要接这个茬吗Youwanttotakethis?900:00:22,320-->00:00:24,490才不咧那会吓坏他的No,itwouldjustfreakhimout.1000:00:26,000-->00:00:27,240听着在出发之前Listen,beforeweleave,1100:00:27,240-->00:00:30,290我要警告你我是个热情的男人Ishouldwarnyou,I'mapassionateman1200:00:30,290-->00:00:34,690倾向于公开地表达我炙热的感情AndItendtowardspublicdisplaysofaffection.1300:00:34,690-->00:00:37,590你到底想说什么啊霍华德Whatareyoutryingtotellme,Howard?1400:00:37,590-->00:00:40,670我会在车里或餐厅里缠绵一下Theremightbesomemakingoutinthecarortherestaurant,1500:00:40,670-->00:00:42,570而且我不想让伯纳黛特感到不安AndIdon'twantBernadettetofeeluncomfortable,1600:00:42,570-->00:00:46,220所以如果你和佩妮也打啵儿的话会有所帮助的SoitwouldhelpifyouandPennymadeout,too.1700:00:47,170-->00:00:48,020别担心Don'tworry.1800:00:48,020-->00:00:50,340我们正打算在沙拉吧上云雨一番咧We'replanningtohavesexrightonthesaladbar.1900:00:51,860-->00:00:53,860晚上好白种人Namaste,whitepeople.2000:00:55,890-->00:00:56,740好消息Goodnews!2100:00:56,740-->00:00:59,940我租到了四小时特别版的《守望者》Irentedusthefour-houreditionofWatchmen.2200:01:00,010-->00:01:00,840-我有了-看过了-Gotit.-Seenit.2300:01:00,910-->00:01:03,310我的详细分析已经发到网上了Detailedanalysispostedonline.2400:01:04,520-->00:01:05,890那...我们今晚干嘛Well,thenwhatarewegoingtodotonight?2500:01:05,890-->00:01:07,120不好意思哈拉杰Uh,sorry,Raj.2600:01:07,120-->00:01:08,190我和霍华德要与HowardandIaregoingouttodinner2700:01:08,190-->00:01:09,620-佩妮和伯纳黛特共进晚餐-没错-Withpennyandbernadette.-Yeah.2800:01:09,620-->00:01:12,490我和莱纳德告别无忧无虑的单身生活了NomorecarefreebachelornightsformeandLeonard.2900:01:12,490-->00:01:14,530咱这两匹野马算是彻底从良了Thesebroncoshavebeensaddled.3000:01:20,260-->00:01:22,540我们是怎么勾到真正的女人的Howdidwegetactualwomen?3100:01:23,310-->00:01:23,960真棒Great.3200:01:23,960-->00:01:25,950难道他们就这么见色忘义Theygetgirlfriends,andtheyjustabandonus?3300:01:25,950-->00:01:27,440这很好哇不是吗Itisgreat,isn'tit?3400:01:28,620-->00:01:31,070-一个美妙的夜晚就在前方-是吗-Wehaveawonderfuleveningaheadofus.-Wedo?3500:01:31,070-->00:01:33,220那是我才发现我没有Oh,yes.IjustdiscoveredIdon'thave3600:01:33,220-->00:01:35,550足够的硬盘空间分配给Linux系统EnoughroomonyharddriveforaLinuxpartition,3700:01:35,550-->00:01:37,940所以你和我要做一份全套备份SoyouandIaregoingtoperformafullbackup,3800:01:37,940-->00:01:41,890初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统Reinitializeandthenreinstallallmyoperatingsystems.3900:01:42,170-->00:01:44,220我才不想做那个咧Idon'twanttodothat.4000:01:44,220-->00:01:45,090好吧Allright.4100:01:45,090-->00:01:46,950那我要做一份全套备份Well,I'mgoingtoperformfullbackup,4200:01:46,950-->00:01:50,700初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统Reinitializeandthenreinst...