100:00:00,000-->00:00:02,300拉杰是宫保鸡丁Let'ssee,RajwastheKungPaoChicken.200:00:02,960-->00:00:03,960我是饺子I'mthedumplings.300:00:04,030-->00:00:06,560没错Yes,youare.400:00:06,630-->00:00:08,700太恶心了霍华德Creepy,howard.500:00:08,760-->00:00:10,500恶心得可爱还是纯粹的恶心Creepygoodorcreepybad?600:00:11,830-->00:00:13,700谁点的鲜虾加龙虾酱Whowastheshrimpwithlobstersauce?700:00:13,760-->00:00:14,800那是我的Thatwouldbeme.800:00:14,860-->00:00:18,860朝这里看你这个肮脏的小美味Cometopapa,youun-kosherdelight.900:00:18,930-->00:00:21,530我这话可不光是对着食物说哦I'mnotnecessarilytalkingtothefood.1000:00:26,400-->00:00:28,660坐一边去Sitoverthere.1100:00:33,360-->00:00:34,860坐一边去Sitoverthere.1200:00:44,460-->00:00:45,660婴儿纸巾Babywipe?1300:00:45,730-->00:00:46,900你干嘛用Whydoyouhave...1400:00:46,960-->00:00:48,860-别问-别别问No,don'task!no,don't,don't!1500:00:50,000-->00:00:51,060我来告诉你为什么I'lltellyouwhy.1600:00:52,430-->00:00:54,030我必须消毒我的手Ihadtosanitizemyhands1700:00:54,100-->00:00:57,130因为大学把厕所里擦手的纸巾Becausetheuniversityreplacedthepapertowelsintherestrooms1800:00:57,200-->00:00:58,330换成了吹风机Withhotairblowers.1900:00:58,400-->00:01:00,530我怎么感觉吹风机更卫生Ithoughttheblowersweremoresanitary.2000:01:00,600-->00:01:02,100别问啊Really,don't.why...?2100:01:02,160-->00:01:07,060吹风机可以说是细菌和瘟疫的发源地Hotairblowersareincubatorsandspewersofbacteriaandpestilence.2200:01:07,130-->00:01:08,500老实说用吹风机的话Frankly,it'dbemorehygienic2300:01:08,560-->00:01:09,830还不如让一只得了瘟疫的长臂猿打喷嚏打到我手干Iftheyjusthadaplague-infestedgibbon2400:01:09,900-->00:01:12,200来得卫生呢Sneezemyhandsdry.2500:01:12,260-->00:01:14,100伙计们我有一个天大的Hey,guys,Ijustgotthemostamazing2600:01:14,160-->00:01:15,660好消息News...2700:01:18,000-->00:01:19,730天呐拉杰你如果不喝醉的话Gosh,raj,doyouthinkyou'lleverbeable2800:01:19,800-->00:01:21,800是不是永远都不能在我面前说话Totalkinfrontofmewithoutbeingdrunk?2900:01:24,500-->00:01:27,660好吧那我就自己一个人去吃了Okay,well,I'lljust,um,goeatbymyself.3000:01:27,730-->00:01:29,130佩妮你不需要这样的Penny,youdon'thavetodothat.3100:01:29,200-->00:01:33,100没事考虑到他不说话他说的话还有他Oh,it'sokay,betweenhimnottalking,himtalkingandhim...3200:01:35,200-->00:01:36,900我最好还是离开吧I'mbetteroffalone.3300:01:36,960-->00:01:39,700再见你这个可怜的怪人Good-bye,youpoor,strangelittleman.3400:01:44,260-->00:01:45,740她太贴心了She'ssoconsiderate.3500:01:46,030-->00:01:47,330你有什么大新闻Sowhat'syournews?3600:01:47,400-->00:01:48,760还记得那个我定位的Rememberthatlittleplanetaryobject3700:01:48,830-->00:01:49,830比凯伯带天体更远的那颗行星吗Ispottedbeyondthekuiperbelt?3800:01:49,900-->00:01:52,630哦对2008-NQSUB-17Oh,yeah,2008-nqsub-17.3900:01:52,700-->00:01:55,060或者用我的叫法宝莱坞星OrasIcallit,planetbollywood.4000:01:55,130-->00:01:56,560由于我的发现Anyway,becauseof4100:01:56,630-->00:01:58,630《人物》杂志把我提名为Mydiscovery,peoplemagazineisnamingme4200:01:58,700-->00:02:00,73030岁以下的30大焦点人物之一了Oneoftheir30under30towatch.4300:02:00,800-->00:02:02,560拉杰祝贺你Raj...congratulations.4400:02:02,630-->00:02:03,700太棒了That'sincredible.4500:02:03,760-->00:02:05,300不好意思Excuseme,4600:02:05,360-->00:02:09,36030岁以下的什么30大人物的什么焦点30whatunder30whattowatchwhat?4700:02:09,430-->00:02:12,46030岁以...