100:00:02,700-->00:00:04,630老天爷啊Oh,boy.200:00:06,330-->00:00:07,330干嘛What?300:00:07,330-->00:00:11,430我无法在不违法协议的情况下批评你的作品Ican'tcommentwithoutviolatingouragreementthati'llnotcriticizeyourwork.400:00:12,400-->00:00:14,160那你还说"老天爷"Thenwhatwas"Oh,boy"?500:00:14,230-->00:00:17,460我已经相当克制自己了Greatrestraintonmypart.600:00:17,530-->00:00:20,060我的科学研究没有问题There'snothingwrongwiththesciencehere.700:00:20,130-->00:00:22,500你所谓的"科学研究"跟我的相比PerhapsyoumeanadifferentthingthanIdo800:00:22,560-->00:00:24,830相差甚远吧whenyousay,"Science."900:00:31,230-->00:00:32,900这样呢Okay,how'sthat?1000:00:32,960-->00:00:35,660其实刚刚的才是对的Youactuallyhaditrightinthefirstplace.1100:00:36,660-->00:00:41,460你又掉进我的经典恶作剧陷阱了Onceagain,you'vefallenforoneofmyclassicpranks.1200:00:41,530-->00:00:42,600气死你Bazinga!1300:00:48,230-->00:00:50,360收到一封很怪的邮件Nowhere'sapeculiare-mail.1400:00:50,430-->00:00:52,730大学校长要我明天早上8点Thepresidentoftheuniversitywantsmetomeethim1500:00:52,800-->00:00:54,860去他办公室见他athisofficetomorrowmorningat8:00a.m.1600:00:54,930-->00:00:55,860-为什么-没说-Why?-Itdoesn'tsay.1700:00:55,930-->00:00:57,700肯定是紧急事件Itmustbeanemergency.1800:00:57,760-->00:01:00,400大学里的人都知道我8点吃早餐EveryoneattheuniversityknowsIeatbreakfastat8:001900:01:00,460-->00:01:02,9608点20肠胃开始消化andmovemybowelsat8:20.2000:01:03,030-->00:01:07,160没用啁啾鸟网站前过的是什么日子Yes,howdidwelivebeforeTwitter?2100:01:08,830-->00:01:10,630明天早上就知道什么事了Iguessyou'llfindoutwhatitisinthemorning.2200:01:10,700-->00:01:13,460还要14个小时呢That's14hoursaway.2300:01:13,530-->00:01:14,860接下来840分钟Forthenext840minutes,2400:01:14,930-->00:01:17,300我会像海森堡的粒子I'meffectivelyoneofHeisenberg'sparticles;2500:01:17,360-->00:01:19,800只知道自己的地点或移动速度IknowwhereIamorIknowhowfastI'mgoing,2600:01:19,860-->00:01:20,960但却不能同时知道两者butIcan'tknowboth.2700:01:21,030-->00:01:22,700那我怎么受得了YethowamIsupposedtocarryon2800:01:22,760-->00:01:25,730这些恼人的东西老在我脑子里乱转withthishugeannoyingthinghoveringovermyhead?2900:01:25,800-->00:01:28,630我很清楚这种感觉Yeah,Iknowthefeeling.3000:01:54,490-->00:01:56,660莱纳德Leonard?Leonard?3100:01:56,730-->00:01:58,430莱纳德Leonard?3200:01:59,590-->00:02:01,260谢尔顿现在是早上2点啊Sheldon,it's2:00inthemorning.3300:02:01,330-->00:02:04,830怎么每个人都跟我说现在几点Whyiseverybodykeeptellingmewhattimeitis?3400:02:04,890-->00:02:05,930每个人Everybody?3500:02:05,990-->00:02:08,960你大学校长还有他妻子You,thepresidentoftheuniversity,hiswife,3600:02:09,030-->00:02:10,790他们气急败坏的女儿theirsullenteenagedaughter.3700:02:10,860-->00:02:16,260他们全家都对现在几点别人知不知道很感兴趣Thatentirefamilyisfascinatedbywhattimeitisandwhetherpeopleknowit.3800:02:16,330-->00:02:19,530你居然在半夜跑去塞伯特校长家YouwenttoPresidentSeibert'shouseinthemiddleofthenight?3900:02:19,590-->00:02:21,360他没回复我的邮件Hedidn'trespondtomye-mail,4000:02:21,430-->00:02:22,590我又不知道他的电话hisphonenumberisunlisted.4100:02:22,660-->00:02:25,230那我还能怎么办Tellmewhatmyotheroptionwas.4200:02:25,290-->00:02:27,630你可以等到早上啊Youcouldhavewaiteduntilmorning.4300:02:27,690-->00:02:30,130对对于你是不可能Iknow,lookwhoI'mtalkingto.4400:02:31,230-->00:02:33,930你还记得我向Doyouremember...