监狱风云人物：导演，李沫沫，柯东东，郭小美（人物设定性别不限）。两名记者，三位警察。第一幕：导：（英姿飒爽地走进来）DoyouknowwhoIam?Ofcourseyouknow,Yes,youareright,I’mthefamousdirector----LiAn.Well,recently,I’mgoingtodirectanewmoviecalledPrisononFire.Today,thereisamass-electionhereandIwillelectthreeactorstoplayinthisfilm.Let’swelcome.李：（人物设定为娘炮）（傻笑着走进）Hello,mytalentis....导：Waitamoment!Youdidn’tintroduceyourself.(摇摇头）李：(摸摸头，面露尴尬）Iamsorry.(傻笑中）。em....MynameisLiDaiMo.Mytalentissinging.(咳几声。。。）comesomemusic.(开始唱《我的歌声里》，重点要破音，走音，结尾摆个pose)导：Well,notsobad.Nextone.柯：（人物设定为酷男）（两手插袋，佩戴墨镜出场，伴有007音乐）Hi,everybody.(此处有尖叫声），嘘。。。。。Bequiet,well,I’mKeZhenDong思密达。Tellyouthetruth,Ihavenothingspecialbuthandsome(各种耍酷中）.TodayIwillshowyouacatwalk.(音乐响起，开始走秀，表现各种夸张耍酷动作）Thankyou.......导：That’stoo.....(无语几秒）OK,nextone.郭：（人物设定与现实中的郭美美要有较大反差）（扭着屁股径直向导演走去）Deardirector,doyouwanttoknowmyname?(作娇羞状）MynameisGuoMeimei.Iwillshowyouadance.(表演艳一点的舞蹈）导：（作呕吐状）youcangotorelax.(深吸一口气）OK，nextone。（几秒过后）what，thereareonlythreepeopleinall?OhmyGod.(作头疼状）Nevermind.Iwillchangethemintosuperstar.(独白：Aftertrainingforfivemonths,theychangedalot.Andafterthesuccessofthefilm----PrisononFire,theybecamethefamousstars.Today,theywillshowupintheShanghaiFilmFestival.)第二幕（伴着音乐三人气派出场，向观众挥手，互动，记者随后也出场，拍照）(记者下场，电影节结束。。。）李：Howmuch,howmuch,IhavealreadysaidthatIwon’tsingforthemiftheypaidlessthan50,0000yuan.(一直在打电话状）Hello,yeah,thisisme.em,,,I’mverysorry,I’mtoobusysothatIcan’tgototheChenLong’sbirthdayparty.(边打电话边下场）（柯低调地走在大街上，大波粉丝认出他，索要签名）柯：Ifinallycanhaveadayoff.Ireallyneedtorelaxtoday.粉：（尖叫声）IshetheKe哦吧？哦多尅（逐渐向柯靠近）。Canyousignforme?柯：em,,,That’sOK.(签完两个个后）粉：Sisters,Comeon.Ke哦吧ishere.柯：（见后面有大批粉丝涌来，急忙逃离）Eh,,,,,I’mverysorry.Ihavesomethingelsetodo.Seeyou.郭：（身着一身名牌)Doyouknowhowmuchisthis?（指着她的包）It’s15,000yuan.But,Whocares?Ihavelotsofcards.Now,IAmgoingtobuyanewcar.Bye....(大笑离场）(独白：Withthedaysgoesby,theyfindthattheyareworkingalltheday,So,theywanttodosomeexcitingthings.Oneday,theyhappenedtomeeteachotherinaremoteplace.)第三幕李：（先偷偷摸摸地出场，躲在凳子后拿出烟来抽）Wow.....socomfortable.柯：（戴着墨镜，帽子上场）Hei,Whyareyouhere?李：eh,,eh,,nothing,Ijustwalkbyhere.（藏起烟）柯：（注意到李手中的烟）Oh,it’sOK.Takeiteasy,givemeone,buddly.(奸笑）（郭戴着面纱或口罩环顾四周上场）郭：Hei,friends.Haven’tseenyouforalongtime.(李和柯都很紧张）郭:Nevermind.justsharesomewithme.OK?（李与柯相互看着笑了）：noproblem!郭：Alittleboring,right?Howaboutplayingsomethingelse？（拿出一副牌）李：Soundsgreat.(大家坐在地上打牌）（警铃响起，警察帅气出场)警：(亮出警徽)Yoususpectedtodoingdrug-relatedactivities,youneedgowithusnow,please.(把他们带走）(警：Owningtothethreepeoplehavebrokendownthelaws,theyhavebeingsentencedtobeherefortwoyears.)第四幕（三个人穿着囚衣蹲在牢里）李：Iamalreadydone.DoyouknowhowmuchIneedtopay!柯：Ihavenofacetomeetmyfans.李：I’mafraidthatmycareerisover,Wuwu,,,,,郭：StopcryingOK?I’mintheworstsituation,Ican’tbuyexpensivedressanymore.Ican...