100:00:01,530-->00:00:03,650-把他按倒-你没辙了谢尔顿Takehimdown!He'sgotyou,sheldon.200:00:03,670-->00:00:06,080放得漂亮!你实在太菜了Lookatthismove!He'scompletelyschoolingyou.300:00:06,080-->00:00:07,370伙计们伙计们Hey,guys.guys.400:00:07,370-->00:00:09,800有几个女服务生要我来问你们一声Someoftheotherwaitresseswantedmetoaskyousomething.500:00:09,800-->00:00:12,960这个叫"Tresling"它是将掰手腕需要的力量It'scalledTresling.Itcombinesthephysicalstrengthofarmwrestling600:00:12,960-->00:00:16,560与玩俄罗斯方块需要的头脑敏捷度相结合的终极运动withthementalagilityofTetrisintotheultimatespots.700:00:16,560-->00:00:17,690是很棒Yeah,that'sterrific.800:00:17,690-->00:00:20,300但她们是要我来问你们是否可以打住了buttheywantedmetoaskyoutocutitthehellout.900:00:20,970-->00:00:22,940好来吧大伙来了Great.Comehere,guys.Comeon.1000:00:22,940-->00:00:27,220祝你生日快乐Happybirthdaytoyou.1100:00:27,220-->00:00:30,140我们还是结束吧打成平手俄罗斯方块你赢了Wemightaswellstop.It'sastalemate.You'rebeatingmeinTetris,1200:00:30,140-->00:00:32,770你的上肢力量就跟个同性恋差不多butyou'vegottheupperbodystrengthofaKeeblerelf.1300:00:33,040-->00:00:35,820同性恋?我现在就干你Keeblerelf?I'vegotyourKeeblerelfrighthere.1400:00:40,580-->00:00:42,150好打成平手Okay,it'sastalemate.1500:00:44,310-->00:00:46,080莱纳德礼拜六我们会So,leonard,willwebeseeingyou1600:00:46,080-->00:00:48,180在这里看到你和你的免费生日奶酪蛋糕吗onsaturdayforyourfreebirthdaycheesecake?1700:00:48,180-->00:00:49,110他不能吃奶酪蛋糕Hecan'teatcheesecake.1800:00:49,110-->00:00:50,550他乳糖过敏的He'slactoseintolerant.1900:00:50,550-->00:00:51,930好那可以要胡萝卜蛋糕Okay,hecanhavecarrotcake.2000:00:51,930-->00:00:53,270那蛋糕上面装饰的奶油奶酪呢Whataboutthecreamcheesefrosting?2100:00:53,270-->00:00:54,620他可以掰下来不吃Hecanscrapeitoff.2200:00:56,380-->00:00:57,300不提蛋糕了Forgetaboutthecake.2300:00:57,300-->00:00:59,240你怎么会知道礼拜六我生日?Howdoyouknowthatmybirthday'ssaturday?2400:00:59,240-->00:01:00,670我占卜过你的星座还记得?Ididyourhoroscope,remember?2500:01:00,670-->00:01:01,820我还想占卜你们每一个的Iwasgoingtodoeverybody's,2600:01:01,820-->00:01:04,560直到被谢尔顿那典型且神经兮兮的理论所打断Untilsheldonwentononeofhistypicalpsychoticrants.2700:01:05,310-->00:01:06,200正式申明下Fortherecord,2800:01:06,200-->00:01:08,670那"神经兮兮的理论"是贝尔特拉姆·福尔"thatpsychoticrant"wasaconcisesummation2900:01:08,670-->00:01:11,600所做研究的简要概括Oftheresearchofbertramforer,whoin1948,3000:01:11,600-->00:01:14,560他于1948年通过精心设计的实验Provedconclusivelythroughmeticulouslydesigned3100:01:14,560-->00:01:16,260结论性地证明占星术只不过Experimentsthatastrologyisnothing3200:01:16,260-->00:01:17,260是伪科学的噱头butpseudo-scientifichokum.3300:01:17,260-->00:01:19,090叽里呱啦叽里呱啦典型的金牛座Blah,blah,blah.typicaltaurus.3400:01:20,470-->00:01:22,150说真的我们是不是周六见?So,seriously.arewegoingtoseeyousaturday?3500:01:22,150-->00:01:24,150-我想不是吧-为什么?Uh,Idon'tininkso.whynot?3600:01:24,150-->00:01:25,440我不庆祝生日的Idon'tcelebratemybirthday.3700:01:25,440-->00:01:26,980开玩笑你不会的Shutup.yeah,youdo.3800:01:27,000-->00:01:29,370这没什么大不了我一直都是这样的It'snobigdeal;it'sjustthewayIwasraised.3900:01:29,380-->00:01:31,770我父母只会在我取得成就的时候庆祝Myparentsfocusedoncelebratingachievements,4000:01:31,770-->00:01:33,040而被逐出产道Andbei...