幽默英语对话与段子英语对话幽默版篇一:英语笑话对话经典搞笑英语对话1、I：Goodmorning,everyone!MynameisLily,I’mhonoredforthisinterview.B:Goodmorning,let’scalmdownthenwe‘llstartourquestion.Whyareyouinterestedinworkingforourpany?I：Becauseyouroperationsareglobal,soIfeelIcangainthemostfromworkinginthiskindofenvironment.B:Whydidyouleaveyourformerpany?I:BecauseIwanttochangemyworkingenvironment,I'dliketofindajobwhichismorechallenging.B:Haveyoudoneanyworkinthisfield?I：Yes,mymajorisonit.B:Whatareyourgeartstrenghs?I:I'mahard-working,persistentperson.B:What'syoumajorweakpoint?I:Ihaven'tbeeninvolvedininternationalbusiness,soIdon'thaveanyexperience,butIhaveenoughconfidenceforthechallenge!B:Inwhatspecificwayswillourpanybenefitformhiringyou?I:I'mveryfamiliarwiththismarketandhavemanycustomers.Ithinkyourpanywillbenefitfromit.B：OK,Ifwehireyou,we’llgiveyouacall.I:Ok,I'llwaitforit!2、A：Hello,Kate!B:Hello.Lily.A:Youlookupset,Ihearedyouhaveablinddatethismorning.Howaboutit?B:Nothingcouldbeworsethanit.It’sboring.A:Oh,It’stheboydisgustingorwhat?B:Heisugly,uneducatedandimpolite.A:Hemustterriblytreatyou,whatdoesyourconclusionefrom?B:Hecritisedmyclothingandmyhairstyle.HealsosaidIshouldlosemyweight.A:Oh,whatanannoyingboy,Heshouldn'tbesoimpolite.B:Notonlyforthis,heismeanandhehaven’tpaythebillyet.A:Oh,youhaveabadlucktoday,butdonotmind,you‘llnevermeethimagain!B:Besureofthat,aswellastheblinddate!A:Don’tbesodiscouraged,Youfortunewillesomeday,andyou‘llfindyourMrRight!B:Ihopeso!A:Oh,it’stimeformetogoforameet.seeyou!B:Seeyou!3、J:Hi,Jack,it‘saloogtiometoseeyou,howaboutyouthesedays?L:Notbad,howareyou?J:Fine,CouldyougivemesomeinformationaboutthehousingpricesinbeijingL:Youareaskingtherightperson.Mycolleagueboughtahouseinbeijinglastmonth.J:Wheredidhebuyhishouse?L:Inshijingshandistrict.J:Howmuchisit?L:20,000yuanpersquaremeter.J:It’stooexpensive.Itisbeyondmycapacity.L:It’salmostthelowestpricesinbeijing,forshijingshandistrictisinthefifthroundinbeiing.J:Ihearedthatthegovernmenthavetakenmeasurestocontroltherisinghousingprices,it’sstillsohigh!L:Thoughthesemeasureshavealittlefunction,wecannothaveenoughmoneytobuyahouseinbeijing!J:Ihavetowaitforsometimeforthedecreaseofthehousing.L:Youcanbuyahouseinsomesmallercitywhichpricesismuchlower.经典搞笑英语对话J:ButmycareerisinbeijingandIlikethiscity.Thanksforyouradvice.L:That‘smypleasure!J:Seeyoulater!L:Seeyou!4S：Hello.MrSmithT:Hi,Lily.S:Iwonderifyouhavetimethisweekend.T:Nothingspecial.What’sup?S:Thisweekendisthespringfestival.Wouldyouliketocelebrateitwithmyfamilytogether?T:I’dloveto.YouknowI‘mfacinatedwithChinesetradition.S:Yeap.Springfestivalisthemostimportantholidayforchinesewhicheveryfamilywillbewellpreparedforit.T:JustlikeourChristmasDay.S:Yes,butthewayofcelebratinisdifferentincludingthefood.we’llsreveyouthedumlings.T:That’sgreat.Ilikeitverymuch.It’sverydelicious.S:Wewillalsoletofffireworkstoexpressourhapiness.T:Ohit’swonderful,IthinkIwillhaveagreattimethisweekend.whattimewillwebegin?S:Atseveno’clockinourhouse.I’llyoutakeyouthattime.T:Thanksalot.Oh,IrememberthatIhaveanimportantdatenow,Imustgonow.Seeyouthen!S:Seeyou!5.Q:ExcusemeA:yes?Q:Couldyoutellmehowtogettothebird’snest?I’mastrangerhere.A:Sure,takeline1subway,thentransferitatfuxingmenstation,thentakeline2,andgetoffatandingmenstation.Thenyou’llchangethebus407,andstopataotiximenbusatation,you...