一分钟英语小笑话大全一分钟英语小笑话大全篇一：英语幽默小笑话大全英语幽默小笑话大全1.akissAtadinnerparty,thespeaker,whowastheguestofhonor,wasabouttodeliveraspeechwhenhiswifesittingattheotherendofthetable,senthimapieceofpaperwiththewordKISSscribbledonit.Theguestseatednexttothespeakersaid,Yourwifemust。pledoinaclockfactoryA:Theymakefacesallday.一看到makefaces这个短语你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作得人整天都做鬼脸呀因为除了这个意思以外它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。Q:HowdoyoustopasleepwalkerfromwalkinginhissleepA:Keephimawake.怎么才能不让梦游者sleepwalker梦游walkinhissleep呢最简单得方式就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方式但如果让梦游者醒着呢他得确就不会去梦游了。Heisreally。somebody-Myunclehas1000menunderhim.-Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo-Amaintenancemaninacemetery.他真是一个大人物-我叔叔下面有1000个人。-他真是一个大人物。干什么得-墓地守墓人。NotlongafteranoldChinesewomancamebacktoChinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheStatesshewenttoacitybankto。deposittheUSdollarsherdaughtergaveher.Atthebankcountertheclerkcheckedeachnotecarefullytoseeifthemoneywasreal.Itmadetheoldladyoutofpatience.Atlastshecouldnotholdanymoreuttering.TrustmeSirandtrustthemoney.TheyarerealUSdollars.Theyaredirectlyfrom。America.它们是从美国直接带来得一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久到一家市银行存女儿送给她得美元。在银行柜台银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票看是否有假。这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦最后实在忍耐不住说“相信我先生也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正得美元它们是从美国直接带来得。”mylittledogcantreadMrs.Brown:OhmydearIhavelostmypreciouslittledogMrs.Smith:ButyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapersMrs.Brown:Its。nousemylittledogcantread.我得狗不识字布朗夫人哦亲爱得我把珍爱得小狗给丢了史密斯夫人可是你该在报纸上登广告啊布朗夫人没有用得我得小狗不认识字。”Bringmethewinner-Waiterthislobsterhasonlyoneclaw.-Imsorrysir.Itmusthavebeeninafight.-Wellbringmethewinnerthen.给我那个打赢得吧-服务员这个龙虾只有一只爪。-对不起先生这只肯定打过架了。-哦那给我那个打赢得吧。T。hemeanmansparty.Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.ExplainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartmenthesaidComeupto5Mandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropenpushwithyourfoot.WhyusemyelbowandfootWellgoshwasthereplyYourenotcomingempt。y-hangdedareyou吝啬鬼请客一个出了名得吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎样找到他家时说“你上到五楼找中间那个门然后用你得胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后再用你得脚把门推开。”“为什么要用我得肘和脚呢”“你得双手的拿礼物啊。天哪你总不会空着手来吧”吝啬鬼回答。20.Mother:IlefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorningJohnnyandnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.CanyouexplainthatJohnny:WellIsuppose。itwassodarkthatIdidntnoticetheother.妈妈约翰尼我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗约翰尼嗯我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。幽默笑话21.Alittleboywaspracticinghisviolinwhilehisfathersatreadingthenewspaper.Thefamilydogbegantohowlalongdismally.Finallythefathercouldendurethecombinationnomoreand。saidCantyouplaysomethingthedogdoesntknow一个小男孩在练习小提琴他得父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩得琴声家里养得狗也开始高一声低一声得叫起来。最后小男孩得父亲实在忍不下去了说“难道你就不能拉一些狗听不懂得曲子吗”22.Thezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroobutthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthe。fencewasincreasedto15feetbutthekangaroogotoutagain.Exasperatedthezoodirectorhadthehe...