《1》Sheldon:Scissorscutspaper,papercoversrock,rockcrusheslizard,lizardpoisonsSpock,Spocksmashesscissors,scissorsdecapitateslizard,lizardeatspaper,paperdisprovesSpock,Spockvaporizesrock,andasitalwayshas,rockcrushesscissors.谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。《2》Sheldon:Whyareyoucrying?Penny:BecauseI'mstupid!Sheldon:That'snoreasontocry.Onecriesbecauseoneissad.Forexample,Icrybecauseothersarestupid,andthatmakesmesad.谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢？佩妮：因为我太傻了！谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心《3》Raj:Idon'tlikebugs,okay?Theyfreakmeout.Sheldon:Interesting.You'reafraidofinsectsandwomen.Ladybugsmustrenderyoucatatonic.Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。《4》Leonard:Whatgotintohim?Penny:Oh,acoupleofvirginCubaLibreswhoturnedouttobealittleslutty.Leonard:Youdidn't.Penny:Youdoyourlittleexperiments,Idomine.雷纳德：他喝什么了？佩妮：可能是杯并不太纯的纯自由古巴酒吧。雷纳德：你不是吧。佩妮：你们管你们做实验，我管我做咯。《5》*HowardisteachingSheldonChinese*.Howard:Youknow,I'mreallygladyoudecidedtolearnMandarin.Sheldon:Why?Howard:Onceyou'refluent,you'llhaveabillionmorepeopletoannoyinsteadofme.霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。谢耳朵：为嘛？霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。《6》Leonard:WhatwereyoudoingatPenny's?Sheldon:Well,wehaddinner,playedsomegames,andthenIspentthenight.Oh,andyou'llbehappytoknowthatInowhaveamuchbetterunderstandingof'friendswithbenefits.'雷纳德：你在佩妮那儿干嘛呢？谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫“床伴”有了更深入的理解，你高兴吧。《7》Penny:Igiveup.He'simpossible!Sheldon:Ican'tbeimpossible;Iexist!Ithinkwhatyoumeanttosayis,'Igiveup;he'simprobable'.佩妮：我放弃了。他真是不可理喻。谢耳朵：我不会不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我觉得你想说的是“我放弃了，他不像是真的。”《8》Sheldon:I'mnotinsane,mymotherhadmetested!谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我去测过好吧？《9》*Intattoosalon*.Girl:Whatareyougonnaget,Raj?Raj:Withmyluck-Hepatitis!女生：你想要什么呢，Raj？Raj：幸运的话——得个肝炎就行了《10》Sheldon:Ah,gravity-thouartaheartlessbitch.谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之婊子。